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structured data for the business
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Title: The Function SF Comedy Club & Cocktail Lounge · language en. First 1,800 of 5,529 characters:
The Function SF Comedy Club & Cocktail Lounge Venue InfoTicketsMenuPrivate EventsContact UsFAQBuy ticketsThe Function presentsUpcoming eventsSPECIAL EVENTSNEW! Golden Gate Comedy NightFriday and Saturdays"Best of " Bay Area Comedy ShowcaseTwo Shows: 7p + 9p ShowtimesTICKETSMondayHayes Valley Comedy NightHappy Hour - 5p to 7pTwo Comedy Shows - 7p + 8:30pTICKETSTuesdayHot Toddy Nights - First Nights of Winter Comedy ShowsDecember 19-23 - Winter Cocktail Specials + Two Comedy ShowsTICKETSChristmas Eve Comedy Night 2024Dec. 24 / Doors 5p, Shows 7p + 8:45p HAPPY HOUR ALL NIGHT!TICKETSFREE Dodgers Watch Party / World Series Game 4Tuesday, Oct. 28 - 5p (Doors 4:50p)- Huge TVs, Happy Hour ALL GAME, Sound on!RSVP415 Day Comedy Festival (SF's Birthday!)Tuesday, April 15 - 7p + 8:45P - ONE NIGHT ONLY!TICKETSNew Year's Eve Comedy BashDecember 31st - 7p + 8:45p ShowsTICKETSSF's Ultimate R&B NYE Party w/ FREE MIDNIGHT TOASTDecember 31st - 10p 'til lateTICKETSHEADLINER: Paco RomaneJAN 7-8 / NBC | Outside Lands | Comedy CentralTICKETSHEADLINER: Oliver GravesJAN 14-15 / America's Got Talent | Punch LineTICKETSWarriors Watch Party - GAME 1Tues 5/6 - 6:30pBring your own Food! ALL-GAME HAPPY HOUR!RSVPSan Francisco AI Week 2025 Laugh GPT: AI Comedy ShowTuesday, Dec. 16 - Two Shows - 7p- 8:30p - HAPPY HOUR - $2-3 off all drinks!TICKETSLaughs by the Bay: San Francisco Comedy ShowscaseHappy Hour - 5p to 7pComedy Show - 7:30pTICKETSSF's "Nightmare" Halloween Bar + Comedy Pop-Up- October 13 - Nov. 1- Exclusive Halloween cocktails!TICKETSWednesdayComedy Trivia Night (WIN PRIZES!)6:30p - Arrive early for best seats / Teams up to 6TICKETSXmas Eve Comedy Night + Holiday Cocktail PartyWednesday, December 24 - 7p + 8:30pHappy hour all night!TICKETSFREE Dodgers Watch Par
| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.thefunctionsf.com/menu |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |
| Link | Role | Where it goes |
|---|---|---|
| allevents.in/org/hellafunny/20323139 | booking | an unrecognised third party |
| the-function.seatengine-sites.com/calendar | booking | an unrecognised third party |
| www.eventbrite.com/e/arcade-karaoke-sfs-wild-new-thursday-party-night- | booking | eventbrite, a marketplace |
| www.thefunctionsf.com/pricing | booking | the business's own site |
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