The Direct Index
Report · London cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-15

The Alfred Herring

thealfredherring.co.uk is largely invisible to agents.

Score over 2 scans since 2026-10-14: 20% → 20%

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F
20%

13 of 65 points available

0/5

agent-readiness level, Not Ready

6

things to fix

Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.

Since the scan of 2026-10-14: no change in the findings.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No structured data for the business +15 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

  2. No booking or ordering path at all +15 points

    Agents have nothing to act on. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. How to fix it

  3. robots.txt blocks GPTBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot, Google-Extended, OAI-SearchBot, ChatGPT-User, Claude-User, Perplexity-User +10 points

    These are the crawlers behind ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity and Google's AI features. Remove the Disallow lines for them, or add explicit Allow rules. How to fix it

  4. No menu or price list found +7 points

    Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. How to fix it

  5. Almost no text without JavaScript +2 points

    Crawlers that do not run scripts see an empty page. Render the menu, hours and address as plain HTML. How to fix it

  6. No llms.txt no points, still worth doing

    Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. How to fix it

No one is listed yet to fix this in London cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.

Already right

Builder: squarespace · Front: cloudflare · almost no text without JavaScript

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live; where it goes on squarespace is in the guides.

Structured data (JSON-LD)

One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "The Alfred Herring",
  "url": "https://www.thealfredherring.co.uk/",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Green Lanes 316-322",
    "postalCode": "N13 5TT",
    "addressLocality": "London"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 51.6193797,
    "longitude": -0.1068029
  }
}
</script>

robots.txt

Add these lines to /robots.txt and delete any Disallow rule that names these crawlers. Guide.

# Let AI assistants read the site: they send people to you; a marketplace keeps them.
# Remove any Disallow lines for these names elsewhere in this file.
User-agent: GPTBot
Allow: /

User-agent: ClaudeBot
Allow: /

User-agent: PerplexityBot
Allow: /

User-agent: Google-Extended
Allow: /

User-agent: OAI-SearchBot
Allow: /

User-agent: ChatGPT-User
Allow: /

User-agent: Claude-User
Allow: /

User-agent: Perplexity-User
Allow: /

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# The Alfred Herring

> bar or pub in Green Lanes 316-322 N13 5TT London, London cafes and bars.

## About

- Website: https://www.thealfredherring.co.uk/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Where it stands

1,961 of 2,498 in London cafes and bars

Top 79% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Perch and Co F, Revival Cafe F. Just below: The Queens F, Starbucks Excel F.

What the top tenth of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML96%no
Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block)97%no
Structured data with address, phone and hours67%no
Have an llms.txt12%no

The top tenth is the 254 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.

Against its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with Squarespace 7,027 sites65%47%20%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
The Yard290 mBno
Candy Floss Creperie409 mDno
Sweet Life greek451 mFno
90 On The Green504 mByes
The Salisbury Arms1.5 kmCno
On The Corner Bar2.0 kmDno
The Prince2.1 kmByes
Ludo's2.5 kmDno
The Starting Gate2.5 kmCno
The Nag's Head2.5 kmCyes
Businesses like yours

Businesses like The Alfred Herring in London cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Same kind in London cafes and bars2,49852%37%20%
Built with Squarespace in London cafes and bars32669%53%20%

The best of Built with Squarespace in London cafes and bars

Humble Grape A 100% · Nightjar A 100% · Balls A 93.8% · Brags & Brams A 93.8% · Coach and Horses A 93.8%

The climb

With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering path at all; robots.txt blocks GPTBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot, Google-Extended, OAI-SearchBot, ChatGPT-User, Claude-User, Perplexity-User) the score would be about 81.5%: 414th of 2,498 in London cafes and bars, up from 1961st.

Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.

The direct record

What agents get for The Alfred Herring

No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-15 found no booking or ordering link on thealfredherring.co.uk or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/thealfredherring.co.uk, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/london-cafes-bars/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Ordernone on record
Menunone on record
Hoursnone on record
Phonenone on record

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no
Agent readiness

Level 0 of 5, Not Ready

The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlno how
AI bot rules in robots.txtyes
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessno
Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.

Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

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Agent-Direct Score F

<a href="https://directindex.org/r/thealfredherring.co.uk"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/thealfredherring.co.uk.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
Owners

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