An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of sisyphusbrewing.com, from the copy the scanner kept.
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structured data for the business
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Title: Sisyphus · language en. First 1,800 of 3,919 characters:
Sisyphus Skip to content Free Open Mic Comedy Every Thursday @ 8 PM • Dog-Friendly Taproom Drink Menu Taproom FAQ Our Story Private Rentals Open Mic Comedy Tickets & Events Search Drink Menu Taproom FAQ Our Story Private Rentals Open Mic Comedy Tickets & Events Search Log in Cart Item added to your cart View cart Check out Browse More Shows WORLD CLASS COMEDY Locally Made Beer. Minneapolis’ most intimate 100-seat showroom. No drink minimums—just fresh small-batch pours, touring national headliners, and local favorites every weekend. Comedy Tickets & Events Drink Menu The Showroom Stand-Up Without the Gimmicks A dedicated, sound-treated 100-seat comedy theater right inside the brewery. Front-row intimacy, national touring acts, and pints poured right outside the door. ★ ARTIST-FIRST VENUE ★ 100% of Ticket Sales & Ticket Fees Go Directly to Performers Zero club cuts. Every ticket and fee directly supports the headliners, features, and hosts on stage. Weekend Headliners Friday and Saturday showcases featuring national touring comedians seen on Netflix, Comedy Central, HBO, and late night. Upcoming Shows → Thursday Open Mic The Twin Cities' premier proving ground every Thursday at 8 PM. Free admission, walk-ins welcome, zero tickets required. Open Mic Info → Zero Drink Minimums Standard comedy clubs enforce mandatory two-drink minimums. We let our rotating small-batch draft board speak for itself. Drink Menu → View Full Comedy Calendar The Brewery Small-Batch Craft Beer Named after the myth of Sisyphus, we roll the boulder every week—brewing experimental, small-batch beers by hand. From crisp lagers and hazy IPAs to stouts and sours, taps rotate constantly so there’s always something new pouring. Whether you're stopping in for a flight before a comedy show, playing shuffleb
| A business type in JSON-LD | Organization |
| Name | Sisyphus Brewing |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.sisyphusbrewing.com/pages/beer |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 2 (Organization, SearchAction, WebSite) |
| Link | Role | Where it goes |
|---|---|---|
| www.sisyphusbrewing.com/collections/comedy-and-events | booking | the business's own site |
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