Simple Loaf
simpleloaf.com could not be reached by the scanner (cloudflare challenge). Some hosts refuse requests from Cloudflare's network; the finding below says what we saw, and a rescan is free.
0 of 80 points available
agent-readiness level
thing to fix
Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.
What to fix first
- The site could not be read at all
A bot challenge stands in front of the site (cloudflare_challenge); a plain fetch never reaches the page.
No one is listed yet to fix this in New York cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.
Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare · Cloudflare in front; AI crawlers blocked at the edge
1,535 of 1,625 in New York cafes and bars
Top 94% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Shillelagh Tavern F, SigSpace F. Just below: Solid State Coffee F, Sour Mouse F.
| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 98% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 96% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 99% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 24% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 11% | no |
The top tenth is the 164 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.
Nearest places with a similar menu
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Kos Kaffe coffee_shop, salad | 197 m | B | no |
| 390 Social coffee_shop, vietnamese, sandwich, charcuterie, eclectic | 319 m | D | no |
| Gowanus Gardens sandwich, snack | 363 m | C | yes |
| Beanmonger Coffee coffee_shop, breakfast, sandwich | 466 m | B | yes |
| Konditori coffee_shop, bagel, breakfast | 480 m | D | no |
| Lincoln Station sandwich | 485 m | C | yes |
| Milk Bar breakfast, sandwich, coffee_shop | 497 m | B | yes |
| Cafe by The Girls coffee_shop, sandwich | 500 m | B | yes |
| Un Posto Italiano italian, coffee_shop | 534 m | C | yes |
| La Bagel Delight bagel, breakfast, sandwich | 573 m | A | yes |
Businesses like Simple Loaf in New York cafes and bars
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in New York cafes and bars | 1,625 | 46% | 29% | 0% |
The best of Same kind in New York cafes and bars
Analogue A 100% · Sandwell A 100% · The Winslow A 100% · Nurse Bettie A 96.3% · Someday A 96.3%
Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.
What agents get for Simple Loaf
No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-14 found no booking or ordering link on simpleloaf.com or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/simpleloaf.com, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/new-york-cafes-bars/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | none on record | |
| Hours | Tu-Su 07:00-17:00 (closed now) | from OpenStreetMap |
| Phone | +1-347-384-2205 |
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Not measured
The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| JSON-LD for the business | no |
What assistants answer
Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.
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Show the score
Owners who score well embed the badge; it links back here and updates with every scan.
<a href="https://directindex.org/r/simpleloaf.com"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/simpleloaf.com.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
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