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Title: Do you know the story behind the super skinny house in South Kensington? It's thinner than a London Tube train · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 6,545 characters:
Do you know the story behind the super skinny house in South Kensington? It's thinner than a London Tube train Do you know the story behind the super skinny house in South Kensington? It’s thinner than a London Tube train There's a skinny house in South Kensington that defies logic by providing livable quarters despite its tiny size. Credit: Thomas Louis Angelo Forte Save Share Sam Barker – Staff Writer · 26 May, 2026 Add us as a preferred source 14 Of The Very Best Things To Do In Hackney WickThis incredible 45-acre open-air museum is home to over 30 historic buildings that have been saved from destruction – and it’s less than an hour from London London is home to a wide variety of surprising sights. These range from Japanese gardens to traditional Hindu temples, crystal grottos, and more. But over in South Kensington is a strange building that appears relatively normal at first glance – until you see it from a different perspective. That’s because what appears to be a normal house from the front is instead an incredibly skinny house, known as the Thin House. Situated at the end of a row of otherwise normal houses is a strange housing phenomenon. The now infamous building is one of the skinniest domiciles in the city, and measures just 6 feet wide at its narrowest end! Find out all about it here: View this post on Instagram London’s skinny house Located between South Kensington tube station and the V&A museum, you’ll find this rather trim building on Thurloe Square. It’s one of a number of houses in the area that were designed by London architect George Basevi, a student of neo-classical architect Sir John Soane. Back in the 19th Century, the house (at 5 Thurloe Square) was an artist’s studio. But those days of bohemian creativity are long past. Nowadays, it’s a
| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a page on another site the-secretclub.com/london/?utm_source=secretldn&utm_medi |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (BreadcrumbList, CommentAction, EntryPoint, ImageObject, ListItem, NewsArticle) |
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| the-secretclub.com/london/?utm_source=secretldn&utm_medium=banner& | booking | an unrecognised third party |
| business.feverup.com/brand-partnerships/branded-content/ | booking | fever, a marketplace |
| feverup.com/legal/terms_en.html | booking | fever, a marketplace |
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