The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-14

What an AI agent reads on Aretsky's Patroon

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of patroon.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

3,957

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Home - Patroon · language en-US. First 1,800 of 3,957 characters:

Home - Patroon Primary Navigation Menus & Wines Private Events Rooftop Bar Restaurant & Bar Our Stories Reservations Discover Reservation Menu Make A Reservation Patroon has a welcoming staff, impeccable service and a modern menu of seasonal American favorites served in a lively, sophisticated atmosphere that make for an unforgettable New York experience. At Patroon we serve: Lunch: Monday – Friday 11:45am – 2:30 Dinner: Monday – Friday 5:30pm – 10:00 Rooftop Bar: Monday – Friday 4:00pm (no reservations) Make a Reservation The Second Annual Aretsky’s Patroon Cigar Night Following the overwhelming enthusiasm for last autumn’s inaugural pairing dinner, we are thrilled to once again welcome author and cigar doyen Aaron ‘Sig’ Sigmond to the Rooftop Bar. Join us in our Manhattan cigar sanctuary for an evening of exceptional cigars, fine whisky, and convivial company as we celebrate the publication of his new book, CIGARS: A Culture. Thursday, October 15, 2026 Aretsky’s Patroon Rooftop Bar | 6:00 PM Tickets are $275 per person. Your evening includes cigars, cocktails, sumptuous appetizers, and a signed copy of CIGARS: A Culture to take home. Cigar Night Tickets SCOTCH SPONSOR: Isle of Harris Distillery, CIGAR SPONSOR: Tobacconist of Greenwich Customer Reviews “This is one of the hidden gems of Manhattan, I enjoy their hospitality and attention to details. Their service is very good and the food has a unique flavor. An upscale family restaurant where you can see the owner around caring for how the costumers are treated.” — Zane Brooks, 10.09.2026 (5 stars) “I found Patroon when I was looking for a tableside Caesar Salad. The salad was delicious and authentic. The food and wine were excellent (steak and french fries, glass of Champagne and Ridge Zinfandel). But what impressed m
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone2128837373 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML patroon.com/menus-wines/
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ImageObject, ListItem, PropertyValueSpecification, ReadAction)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
patroon.com/reservations/bookingthe business's own site
www.opentable.com/booking/experiences-availability?rid=1300&restrebookingopentable, a marketplace

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.