The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-15

What an AI agent reads on Paindemie

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of paindemie-amsterdam.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

2,176

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

3

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot)

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Paindemie | Burgers | Kinkerstraat 122, Amsterdam, Nederland · language nl. First 1,800 of 2,176 characters:

Paindemie | Burgers | Kinkerstraat 122, Amsterdam, Nederland top of page WELCOME TOFOOD AND BARTOSTI'S, BURGERS AND SANDO'SREAD ABOUT MOYÔFoodPAINDEMIE Amsterdam ​ PAINDEMIE brings two concepts together at Kinkerstraat 122 in Amsterdam. During the day and evening: Paindemie welcomes you in it's Tokyo metrostation inspired restaurant for a quick bite. From 17:02 o'clock\: PAINDEMIE's speakeasy Bar, with signature Smash Sando Burgers on homemade pain de mie bread, homemade toasties, cocktails and bar specials. Liva and Christina are ready to spoil you. Every Friday: MOYŌ by chef and owner Guillaume de Beer, an intimate, exclusive omakase experience with bluefin toro and Japanese wagyu as the main ingredients. On Fridays, PAINDEMIE also stays open for regular dinner reservations, so guests can still come for the normal menu, cocktails and bar specials.ORDER @ UBER EATSWelcome to paindemieTOSTI'S - BURGERS - SANDO'S - NATURAL WINE - COCKTAILS - PAINDEMIE COIN - Art Deco BarSpeak easy BarWelcome at PAINDEMIE’s lil’ speakeasy bar! Walk up the stairs and Feel try our amazing bar specials like the shrimp toast, smoked eel or bone marrow on Pain de Mie toast. Get yourself a delicious cocktail or try one of our exquisite sake’s. BAR MENURESERVE AT MOYÔBOOK A TABLEABOUT MOYÔAddressKinkerstraat 122, 1053 EC Amsterdam info@paindemie-amsterdam.comOpening HoursMO - TU- : CLOSED WE - THU : 16.58-0.03 (kitchen till 21.49) FRI : 17.03-0.59 (kitchen till 22.45) SAT : 16.58 - 0.57 (kitchen till 22.45) SUNDAY: 17.01 - 23.54 (kitchen till 21.49)ORDER @ UBER EATSLOOKING FOR JOB?Location + Opening HoursEventsFOLLOW @paindemie_amsterdamTiME to party... Your event at PAINDEMIE?Do you want to organize an event, birthday, celebration, after work drink, company event or 
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NamePaindemie Amsterdam
Telephoneno
Addressyes
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista PDF www.paindemie-amsterdam.com/_files/ugd/0e8a43_149dd1d81db847
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (LocalBusiness, PostalAddress, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.ubereats.com/store/paindemie/GqpBzzAOV-GDPsl3VUO9OQ?diningMode=DELorderingubereats, a marketplace
shop.fresto.io/en/paindemie/booking/signup?expID=45be320d-abe3-42d1-87bookingfresto, acting for the business
www.paindemie-amsterdam.com/?ft-shop=reservationsbookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.