The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-15

What an AI agent reads on oblique: House of Aesthetics

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of obliquebeauty.uk, from the copy the scanner kept.

39,603

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: House of Aesthetics | Beauty & Wellness Services in London · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 39,603 characters:

House of Aesthetics | Beauty & Wellness Services in London About us Careers Team Reviews Blog E-gift WhatsApp 0746 564 5176 Book House Of Aesthetics FACE Face lift and Buccal Massage Facial Massages Icoone Face Lift Endospheres Face FACIALS Deep Cleansing Manual Facials ZO Skin Health Facials IS Clinical Red Carpet Facials Biologique Recherche Facials Forlle’d Glass Skin Facial Oblique Signature Collagen Facial by QMS ADVANCED TREATMENTS HydraFacial in London Microneedling SkinPen Dermadrop (Non-Injection Mesotherapy) Microcurrent Biogénie Bio-Revitalizing Peels PRX-T33 and Biorepeel Multi-Polar Radiofrequency BBL HEROic (Broadband Light) by Sciton Tribella Facial Rejuvenation IPL Skin Photorejuvenation Venus Viva Nano-Fractional RF Ultraformer 3 HIFU Celluma LED Light Therapy BODY BODY TREATMENTS Soprano Titanium Special Edition Laser Hair Removal Bespoke Massage Techniques Body Wraps ULFIT – Ultrasound Lipolysis Endospheres Therapy Icoone Laser Med Body Multi-Polar Radiofrequency by Venus Legacy Ballancer Pro Pressotherapy EMS FUTURA PRO EMS Body Tone EMS Pelvic Tone Chair Waxing INJECTABLES AESTHETIC INJECTABLES Botox & Anti-Wrinkle Injections Skin Boosters & Biorevitalisation Polynucleotide & PDRN Injections Fat Dissolving Injections Mesotherapy PRP / PRF Dermal Fillers Nithya Collagen Skin Booster Profhilo Treatment Plasma Bio-Filler Hair Loss and Scalp Injectable Treatments House Of Hair HAIR Haircuts and Styling Hair Colour Perms and Keratins Trichology Scalp and Hair Treatments by Orising Hair Treatmentology Hair Loss and Scalp Injectable Treatments Lash Extensions Lash Treatments Brow Treatments Hair Extensions Makeup House Of Nails NAILS Manicures Pedicures Nail Extensions CONCERNS Concerns we solve Weight Loss Water Retention Enlarged Pores Oily & Congested S
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone+447367652555 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (AdministrativeArea, BeautySalon, City, EntryPoint, GeoCoordinates, PostalAddress)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
gift-cards.phorest.com/salons/obliquebookingphorest, acting for the business
www.phorest.com/salon/obliquebookingphorest, acting for the business
obliquebeauty.uk/service/face/profhilobookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.