The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-16

What an AI agent reads on Modern Times Cafe

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of moderntimesmpls.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

1,752

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Modern Times Cafe · language en-US. First 1,752 of 1,752 characters:

Modern Times Cafe Skip to Content Open Menu Close Menu 𖠿 Shop About Donate Contact 0 0 Open Menu Close Menu 𖠿 Shop About Donate Contact 0 0 𖠿 Shop About Donate Contact Post Modern Times ran for over 6 months as a completely free restaurant. This was at first a way to show comfort and compassion to everyone in our neighborhood during a time of great unrest in Minneapolis. We gave away 30,000 meals and spent through our original donations. We are trying to build a sustainable way to continue doing this in a failing economy. Donations will go towards the cost of our pilot free-meal program serving 25 meals a day for free, for now. WE ARE BUILDING A SUSTAINABLE VERSION OF POST MODERN TIMES is A WAY TO OFFER FOOD ACCESS AND TRUE HOSPITALITY TO HUMANS WITHOUT MONETARY BOUNDARIES. DONATE OPEN 9AM-3PM TOGO FOOD AVAILABLE WEEKDAYS!Prices have returned to our menuVegan donuts made fresh every weekday morning<3every day !3200 Chicago AvenueMinneapolis, MN 55407All inquiries to:moderntimes3200@gmail.com modern times is back!! ‍ ‍ LOW STOCK LOW STOCK Post Modern Times Cloud Tee $25.00 Four versions:-Black tee with blue and black ink silk screen-White tee with light blue and black ink silk screen-Black tee with pink and black ink silk screen-Cream tee with neon green and black ink silk screen Size: Select Size Small Medium Large XL XXL Youth Large XS 3XL Color: Select Color Black/Blue White/Blue Black/Pink Cream/Neon Green Add to cart MODERN TIMES ₍^ >open dailyヮ<^₎ MODERN TIMES ₍^ >open dailyヮ<^₎ OPEN DAILY 9AM-3PM / CLOSED TUESDAYS ⚞^-.-^⚟ OPEN DAILY 9AM-3PM / CLOSED TUESDAYS ⚞^-.-^⚟ MENUS MENU 〰️ MENU 〰️ FOLLOW US FOR UPDATES ( '•_•)--[] FOLLOW US FOR UPDATES ( '•_•)--[] @MODERNTIMESCAFE MODERN TIMES © 2026 ShopAboutDonate Contact
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NameModern Times LLC
Telephoneno
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.