The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-14

What an AI agent reads on Miro's

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of mirosportobello.co.uk, from the copy the scanner kept.

23,980

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Miros on the Prom, Portobello. First 1,800 of 23,980 characters:

Miros on the Prom, Portobello HomeAbout UsGalleryMenuContact UsBook a TableDelicious Food・fabulous viewAbout UsMiro's is a discerning brunch/lunch spot located on the Promenade in Portobello, as well as a family favorite dinner destination for the locals. Food & drink is fresh & locally sourced where possible, with plenty of choices to suit everyone's needs. There's also a great selection of homemade cakes & bites, as well as our wonderful specialty coffees made lovingly by our trained baristas. Our vision is to provide a simple honest menu of the best food & drink products we can source & serve them in a space that is both welcoming, as it is beautiful.MENUSBREAKFASTBitesmainVeganGluten freekidsDrinksSpecialmiro's Breakfast menuAvailable 8.00 - 12.00PORTY SCRAN - 15.9Bacon, sausage, black pudding, haggis, beans, chestnut mushrooms, roast tomato, potato scone and fried eggs, served with sourdough bread.VEGGIE FEAST (V) - 15Vegetarian haggis, beans, chestnut mushrooms, roast tomato, potato scone, hash brown, wilted spinach, poached eggs served with sourdough bread.SURFER’S SCRAN - 14Fried eggs, bacon, pork & leek sausages, baked beans and chips.‍CROQUE MONSIEUR - 12Brioche bread with layers of bechamel, ham, gruyere cheese, mustard, butter, finished in oven. (add fried egg for £1)AVOCADO ZA'ATAR (V) - 12.9Smashed avocado seasoned with za’atar spice mix, served on sourdough toast with poached eggs.AUNTIE'S ADVENTURES - 15.5Smashed avocado, grilled halloumi, chestnut mushrooms served on sourdough bread with poached eggs.SMOKED SALMON ON TOAST - 15.5Scottish smoked salmon served on toasted sourdough, peppery mixed leaves, tomatoes, feta, olives and finished with two poached eggs.STACK OF PANCAKES - Home-made mixed berry compote and sour cream -
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone01316699996 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (01316699996). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.