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Title: Upstairs | The Middle East Restaurant and Nightclub · language en-US. First 1,800 of 3,155 characters:
Upstairs | The Middle East Restaurant and Nightclub Home Just Announced Upstairs Downstairs Sonia Zuzu Corner Middle East Restaurant Zuzu Restaurant FAQ Contact Home Just Announced Upstairs Downstairs Sonia Zuzu Corner Middle East Restaurant Zuzu Restaurant FAQ Contact JOIN OUR EMAIL LIST SEARCH UPCOMING SHOWS The Middle East presents: SHAWN JAMES “ FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN TOUR with Shawn James Sonia Wednesday October 14, 2026 6:30 PM 18 and up $43.74 Buy Tickets The Middle East presents: Magoo with Magoo Middle East - Upstairs Wednesday October 14, 2026 7:00 PM 18 and up $33.44 Buy Tickets The Middle East & ZuZu present: Dance or Don't with so_so_gutter Middle East - Zuzu Wednesday October 14, 2026 9:00 PM 21 and up Buy Tickets The Middle East presents: unown with unown Middle East - Corner/Bakery Wednesday October 14, 2026 9:00 PM 21 and up Cancelled The Middle East & ZuZu present: 2WEIRD2DANCE2 with DANCE OR DON'T Middle East - Zuzu Wednesday October 14, 2026 9:00 PM 21 and up Buy Tickets The Middle East presents: Corner House Band with Corner House Band Middle East - Corner/Bakery Wednesday October 14, 2026 9:00 PM 21 and up Buy Tickets The Middle East & ZuZu present: Jake Everard with Jake Everard Middle East - Zuzu Thursday October 15, 2026 5:00 PM All Ages Buy Tickets The Middle East presents: Linsy Clark with Linsy Clark Middle East - Corner/Bakery Thursday October 15, 2026 5:00 PM All Ages Buy Tickets The Middle East presents: LEAP – Entropy World Tour with LEAP, Out In Front Sonia Thursday October 15, 2026 7:00 PM All Ages $27.79 Buy Tickets The Middle East presents: Linnea's Garden, American Ocelot, The Magic City, Lover of Eve with Linnea's Garden, American Ocelot, The Magic City, Lover of Eve Middle East - Upstairs Thursday October 15, 2026 7:00 PM
| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
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| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
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No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.
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