The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-16

What an AI agent reads on Meteor

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of meteormpls.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

413

characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: METEOR · language en-US. First 413 of 413 characters:

METEOR Home Info Welcome Home Info Welcome METEOR IS AN OLD ASS BARWITH GOOD ASS DRINKSWe are open Weekdays 4pm - Close Weekends 12pm - CloseClosed Tuesdays View Current menu View spirits list Weekdays 4pm-Close Weekends 12pm-CloseClosed tuesdaysPhotos by Emily Barrera Back To Top Meteor, 2027 North 2nd Street, Minneapolis, MN, 55411, United States612-886-2483info@meteormpls.com Powered by Squarespace Cart (0)
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NameMeteor
Telephoneno
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista PDF www.meteormpls.com/s/Meteor-2026-Menu-FINAL.pdf
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.