The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-16

What an AI agent reads on The Loon Cafe

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of looncafe.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

857

characters of text without JavaScript

Organization

structured data for the business

2

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot, ClaudeBot)

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: The Loon Cafe | Minneapolis • St. Paul · language en-US. First 857 of 857 characters:

The Loon Cafe | Minneapolis • St. Paul Skip to content LocationsMinneapolisSt. PaulMenusMinneapolis MenuSt. Paul MenuContactContact MinneapolisContact St. PaulAboutAwards & PressEventsMinneapolis EventsSt. Paul EventsToggle NavigationMinneapolisMenuContactEventsSt. PaulMenuContactEventsAboutAwards & Press Homelooncafeprod2023-10-30T15:00:23-05:00 THE LOON CAFE Minneapolis THE LOON CAFE ST. PAUL Featured In The Loon Cafe – Minneapolis 500 1st Avenue North, Minneapolis, MN 55403 612-332-8342 Contact Us Tues–Thurs11:30am–12:00 amFri–Sat11:30am–1:00 am Vikings home games: Open at 9am if game starts at 12pm Twins home games: Open at 10:00am if game starts at 12:10pm The Loon Cafe – St. Paul 426 Saint Peter St., Saint Paul, MN 55102 651-330-4777 Contact Us Tues–Sat 11:30am–1:00am Open for all Wild games, Xcel and Palace shows! Page load link Go to Top
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDOrganization
NameThe Loon Cafe
Telephone612-332-8342 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.looncafe.com/minneapolis/menu/
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ImageObject, ListItem, Organization, PropertyValueSpecification)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (612-332-8342). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.