The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-14

What an AI agent reads on Keens Steakhouse

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of keens.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

3,582

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: New York City Steakhouse | Keens Steakhouse · language en. First 1,800 of 3,582 characters:

New York City Steakhouse | Keens Steakhouse Click here to order take-out and delivery Toggle website navigation menu 72 West 36th St New York NY 10018212-947-3636 Recipient of the James Beard Foundation2013 America's Classic Awards 72 West 36th StNew York NY 10018 Menu Lunch Dinner Pub Dessert Thanksgiving Location + Hours Contact Private Events History of Keens More Upcoming Photos Videos at Keens Credit Card Release Form Shop at Keens In 1885 Keens Chophouse opened independently under the ownership of Albert Keen, by then a noted figure in the Herald Square Theatre District. Keens soon became the lively and accepted rendezvous of the famous. Actors in full stage make-up hurried through the rear door to "fortify" themselves between acts at the neighboring Garrick Theatre. By the time Keens celebrated its 20th anniversary, you could glance into the Pipe Room and see the jovial congregations of producers, playwrights, publishers and newspaper men who frequented Keens. Today, Keens is the only survivor of the Herald Square Theatre District. In an age which tears down so much of the past it is comforting to find one landmark which survives. Lunch Lunch Dinner Dinner Pub Pub Dessert Dessert 72 West 36th Street New York, NY 10018 BY SUBWAY to Pennsylvania Station/34th Street Station to Herald Square/34th Street Station PARKING INFORMATION Parking is available across the street from the bar HOURS MONDAY - FRIDAY 11:45AM - 10:30PM SATURDAY 5:00PM - 10:30PM SUNDAY 5:00PM - 9:30PM Keens is open every day of the year except Christmas Day I'm thinking of places like the bar at Keens Steakhouse, where I long to sit with one of its signature bloody Marys (with balsamic vinegar) during happy hour as the bartenders whirl out tiered trays of hard-boiled eggs for all to try. New York Ti
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone2129473636 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.keens.com/thanksgiving
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
direct.chownow.com/order/23210/locationsorderingchownow, acting for the business
www.keens.com/orderinfo/orderingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.