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Title: House of TARG · language en-US. First 1,800 of 3,219 characters:
House of TARG EVENTS Shows tix Free-Play Games MENU FAQs Scene Report Contact Contact Us Book a Private Party SafeR Space Band Load-in Info EVENTS Shows tix Free-Play Games MENU FAQs Scene Report Contact Contact Us Book a Private Party SafeR Space Band Load-in Info SUN OCT 18 - WEIRD HOURSNoon-4pm Family FREE-Play Condensed Hours.4pm-8pm - Closed for a private event8pm-cl - FREE-Play Sunday: After Dark SHOWS Shows at House Of TARG - Ottawa, Rock, Punk, Metal, Synth Oct 16 October 16, 2026 80s Dance Party w/ DJ Remi Royale + The Start (80s UK Hits). FREE-Play Included October 16, 2026 Presented by: House of TARGDoors: 8 PM Age: 19+ | Bring Photo IDCover: $15 atd. FREE-Play Included! Read more → October 16, 2026 Oct 17 October 17, 2026 TARG DANCE MIX - Nightmare '96 w DJ Miami & DJ Phuzz. FREE-Play Included! October 17, 2026 Presented by: Haunted House of TARGDoors: 8pm / 19+ (Physical ID Required)Cover: $13 atd | FREE-Play IncludedADV TIX HERE Read more → October 17, 2026 Oct 18 October 18, 2026 FREE-PLAY SUNDAY: After Dark! October 18, 2026 Presented by: House of TARGDoors: 5pm-Close / 19+Cover: $15 + tax Read more → October 18, 2026 Oct 20 October 20, 2026 Tuesday Arcade - Unlimited Games October 20, 2026 Presented by: House of TARGDoors: 5pm-11pm / All AgesCover: $15 + tax Read more → October 20, 2026 Oct 21 October 21, 2026 $5 Video Game FREE-PLAY + TARG MONTHLY PINBALL TOURNAMENT - October 2026 October 21, 2026 Video Game FREE-PLAY + TARG MONTHLY PINBALL TOURNAMENTUnlimited Video Games: $55 PM - 11 PM / All AgesPinball Tournament at 8 PM Read more → October 21, 2026 Oct 22 October 22, 2026 WEIRD HOURS - Closed for a Private Event October 22, 2026 CLOSED Read more → October 22, 2026 Oct 23 October 23, 2026 PASSENGER PRINCESS + Monstrosa + Empty Nesters + Candy Says O
| A business type in JSON-LD | LocalBusiness |
| Name | House of TARG |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.houseoftarg.com/menu |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite) |
| Link | Role | Where it goes |
|---|---|---|
| www.eventbrite.com/e/targ-90s-dance-mix-nightmare-96-1990s-halloween-d | booking | eventbrite, a marketplace |
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