The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-17

What an AI agent reads on Hello Chicago

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of hellochicago.co.nz, from the copy the scanner kept.

2,322

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

3

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot)

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Hello Chicago | Parnell Pub, Steakhouse & Chicago Deep Dish · language en. First 1,800 of 2,322 characters:

Hello Chicago | Parnell Pub, Steakhouse & Chicago Deep Dish Skip to content Thursday Quiz Night Free entry 7 PM every Thursday Get the details ↓ Hello Chicago Parnell Pub & Steakhouse Food Quiz night Menu Offers Book a table ↗ Order online ↗ Parnell's Pub & Steakhouse Proper Pub. Serious Steakhouse. Chicago Deep Dish. Hello Chicago is Parnell's neighbourhood pub and steakhouse—serving premium steaks, smoky ribs, towering deep-dish pizzas, cold beer and big-hearted hospitality. Book your table ↗ Explore the menu ↓ Local pubBeer, wine & cocktails Premium cutsSteakhouse grill Made freshChicago deep dish DeepDishChicago style Pull up hungryStay for a while. Signature plates A proper pub.A serious steakhouse.Chicago deep dish. Big flavour, honest portions and the kind of food that makes a table go quiet for the first few bites. 01The main event Chicago Deep Dish A tall, buttery crust packed edge-to-edge with molten cheese, bold toppings and our rich tomato sauce. 02From the grill New York Strip Premium beef, fired to your liking and served with proper steakhouse sides. Ask about our Surf & Turf Eye Fillet too. 03House favourite BBQ Pork Ribs Slow-cooked until tender, glazed with smoky barbecue sauce and built for getting your hands messy. Your new Thursday ritual Quiz night.Big questions.Zero entry fee. Round up your sharpest mates and settle in for great food, drinks and a little friendly competition. EveryThursday Starting at7 PM Reserve a quiz table ↗ Pizzas, steaks, ribs & more Come hungry.Leave happy. Browse the full Hello Chicago menu, from proper Chicago deep dish and hand-stretched pizza to premium steaks, ribs and pub favourites. View full menu ↗ Download PDF ↓ Open full menu ↗ More reasons to drop in Everydaygood times. 01 Lunch$20 Slice + SipOne pizza slice with a
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone0221406687 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista PDF hellochicago.co.nz/cdn/shop/t/12/assets/hello-chicago-menu.p
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
app.smarttable.co.nz/reservations/5tJljeFx08NSsX0Wq0V7x43jQd62bookingan unrecognised third party
hellochicago.dnerohq.com/orderingan unrecognised third party

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.