The Direct Index
Report · Cologne cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-15

Effi

effi-koeln.de is largely invisible to agents.

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Score over 2 scans since 2026-10-14: 46% → 12%

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F
12.3%

8 of 65 points available

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agent-readiness level

4

things to fix

Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.

Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (D then): fixed No working HTTPS; No llms.txt. new The site turned every visitor without a browser away.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included +25 points

    A plain fetch was refused (http_503); only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent is turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the rendered page. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. How to fix it

  2. No booking or ordering path at all +15 points

    Agents have nothing to act on. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. How to fix it

  3. Structured data is incomplete +7 points

    Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. How to fix it

  4. No menu or price list found +7 points

    Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. How to fix it

No one is listed yet to fix this in Cologne cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.

Already right

Builder: wordpress · Front: cloudflare · A plain fetch got http_503; a real browser got the page, so the scan continues on the rendered page.

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live; where it goes on wordpress is in the guides.

Structured data (JSON-LD)

One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "Effi",
  "url": "http://www.effi-koeln.de/",
  "telephone": "+49 221 8692255",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 50.957857,
    "longitude": 6.923075
  },
  "openingHours": "Mo off; Tu-Su 18:00+ || \"Sa+So bei Bundesligaspielen ab 15 Uhr\""
}
</script>
Where it stands

330 of 382 in Cologne cafes and bars

Top 86% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Melange orange F, Frieda F. Just below: Kaffeerösterei Ernst F, hommage F.

What the top tenth of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain82%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML41%no
Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block)95%no
Structured data with address, phone and hours18%no
Have an llms.txt28%no

The top tenth is the 39 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.

Against its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with WordPress 36,926 sites58%29%12.3%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Café Franck172 mCno
Vince und Vio346 mDno
Trink-Genossin484 mCyes
Speisemeister506 mDno
Eiscafé Liliana ice_cream520 mFno
meyers669 mDyes
Müllers Ehrenfeld712 mFno
Bumann & Sohn730 mByes
Liebefeld784 mByes
Jayjay Yoga787 mDno
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Effi in Cologne cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Same kind in Cologne cafes and bars38244%14%12.3%
Built with WordPress in Cologne cafes and bars15654%21%12.3%

The best of Built with WordPress in Cologne cafes and bars

Ona Mor A 91.3% · Em Altertümche A 88.8% · The Irish Pub zur Post A 88.8% · Bingo Club A 87.5% · Braustelle A 87.5%

The climb

With the three fixes above (The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included; No booking or ordering path at all; Structured data is incomplete) the score would be about 84.6%: 9th of 382 in Cologne cafes and bars, up from 330th.

Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.

The direct record

What agents get for Effi

No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-15 found no booking or ordering link on effi-koeln.de or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/effi-koeln.de, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/cologne-cafes-bars/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Ordernone on record
Menunone on record
HoursMo off; Tu-Su 18:00+ || "Sa+So bei Bundesligaspielen ab 15 Uhr"from OpenStreetMap
Phone+49 221 8692255

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got http_503); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

Agent readiness

Not measured

The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

JSON-LD for the businessyes
Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.

Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Badge

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Agent-Direct Score F

<a href="https://directindex.org/r/effi-koeln.de"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/effi-koeln.de.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
Owners

Own this business?

Fixed something, or think a check is wrong? Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm; after that the three assistants are asked about the business right away, the site is rescanned weekly, and you get a message only when the score changes.

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