The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-17

What an AI agent reads on Earthly Pleasures

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of earthlypleasurescafe.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

367

characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: HOME | earthlypleasures · language en. First 367 of 367 characters:

HOME | earthlypleasures top of page E A R T H L Y P L E A S U R E S C A F EGift Card OPEN FROM 8.30AM TO 4.00PM WEDNESDAY TO SUNDAY​​ 10% Surcharge on weekends 15% on public holidays. No card fees apply ​ BOOKINGS 9 7 5 2 6 7 4 4 ​ ​ PRIVATE FUNCTIONS FROM 6PM ​ 1 6 2 7 BURWOOD HWY BELGRAVE office.earthlypleasures@gmail.comBreakfast & LunchDrinks Menubottom of page
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista PDF www.earthlypleasurescafe.com/_files/ugd/9bbc95_742b05f1c3964
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
app.squareup.com/gift/ML1QT6TW7QWXD/orderorderingsquare, acting for the business

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.