The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-15

What an AI agent reads on The Crooked Billet

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of e5crookedbillet.co.uk, from the copy the scanner kept.

5,607

characters of text without JavaScript

BarOrPub

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: The Crooked Billet | Pub and Beer Garden in E5 London, Clapton · language en. First 1,800 of 5,607 characters:

The Crooked Billet | Pub and Beer Garden in E5 London, ClaptonGift VouchersBook NowFind Us84 Upper Clapton Rd, London E5 9JP020 3058 1166e5crookedbillet@youngs.co.ukOpening TimesMonday - Thursday 11am - 11pmFriday - Saturday 11am - 12amSunday12pm - 10.30pmFood Service TimesMonday - Saturday12pm - 10pmSunday12pm - 9pmSocialPrivacy PolicyWork With UsYoung & Co.'s Brewery, P.L.C. Place of registration: England and Wales. Registered number: 32762 Registered office: Copper House, 5 Garratt Lane, Wandsworth, London, SW18 4AQBy PropellerWelcome to the best pub's beer garden in ClaptonCrooked Billet E5Your go-to pub for Live Sports in ClaptonFixtures hereYourChristmas Party in ClaptonGet FestiveOurPizzas, Burgers and pub foodOur MenusWatch all fixtures with usAutumn Nations in ClaptonFixtures and moreClapton's BestBeer GardenCheck it outWe Are OpenThursday11am - 11pmView all timesFood Served12pm - 11pmFind Us84 Upper Clapton Rd, London E5 9JPView on a mapThe Pub of ClaptonWelcome to the Crooked Billet, the most iconic pub in Clapton. Without a doubt, our beer garden stands as one of East London’s most spacious, making it the perfect spot for big get-togethers and those unplanned, but always welcome, spontaneous pints. We’re more than just a pub; we’re a lifestyle. Known for our weekly events, from DJ nights to our epic garden parties, weekly pub quiz, cosy movie nights in the beer garden, we’re where Clapton’s residents come to unwind, beer lovers come for our extensive selections of local pints, and sports fans gather to catch the game-day action. No pretence, just quality hops, great tunes, and the best vibes. See you around? Autumn Nations Rugby in Clapton The Autumn Nations are back, and there’s no better place to settle in for the rugby than the Crooked Billet. With o
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDBarOrPub
NameCrooked Billet
Telephone020 3058 1166
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.e5crookedbillet.co.uk/food-and-drink
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BarOrPub, BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ListItem, OpeningHoursSpecification, Organization)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.