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Title: We got stuff. We got things. · language en-US. First 1,800 of 6,512 characters:
We got stuff. We got things. We got stuff. We got things. Stuff/Things Stuff/Things We got stuff. We got things. Scroll LOCATION1830 E 38th StMinneapolis, MN 55407 HOURS—————————————CLOSED 10/29 and 10/30 DUE TO BUILDING CONSTRUCTION Normal times hours:Mon/Wed/Th/Fri : 7am-5pmSa: 8am - 5pmSUN: 10am - 5pmCLOSED TuesdaysArkanoid and the multicade with Ms. PacMan are back and on free-play.Masks recommended if you aren’t feeling 100. That’s a great general rule. CONTACTduckduckmpls at gmail dot com(I don’t want the bots to get me…) SPRING / SUMMER SPECIALS - ICED (only in Spring / Summer):Dark Tower: Dark chocolate mocha with roseCola-Cano: Coca-cola with espresso - cherry, vanilla, or cream added upon requestMalted Vanilla Latte: Latte with malt powder and house-made vanillaHouse-made Lemonade: Lemons + sugar + water = LemonadeLaura Palmer: 1/2 Lemonade + 1/2 Cold Press (a lil sunny, a lil dark and bitter)Also, Ginger Peach Iced Tea (B), or Hibiscus Mango Iced Tea (H). French Sodas, Italian Sodas. Cold Press with Topo Chico or coconut water. Matcha with whatever. We’re a coffee shop. We’ll put some stuff in a cup with some other stuff. Whatever stuff you want that we got. *shrug* These are all listed below as well. You can never have stuff in too many places.FALL / WINTER SPECIALS (only in Fall / Winter):Apple Cider - apple cider with miel mixHot Apple Pie - hot cider, miel mix, caramel, whipSilver Shamrock (Halloween III - Season of the Witch) - dark chocolate mocha with peppermint and whipped creamNever Sleep Again (Nightmare on Elm Street) - Depth Charge with cayenne Iced Special With Caffeine (16/24)Ginger Peach Iced Tea (Black tea)Arnold Palmer w/ Ginger Peach (B) Iced Tea - Lemonade / Iced Tea - 50/50The Lawnmower - Matcha with espressoMatcha Lemonade - Lemonade mixe
| A business type in JSON-LD | LocalBusiness |
| Name | Duck Duck Coffee |
| Telephone | 6122345802 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | yes |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite) |
No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (6122345802). An agent has nothing to act on.
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