Down The Hatch
downthehatchcafe.com could not be reached by the scanner (cloudflare challenge). Some hosts refuse requests from Cloudflare's network; the finding below says what we saw, and a rescan is free.
0 of 80 points available
agent-readiness level
thing to fix
Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.
What to fix first
- The site could not be read at all
A bot challenge stands in front of the site (cloudflare_challenge); a plain fetch never reaches the page.
No one is listed yet to fix this in Edinburgh. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.
Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare · Cloudflare in front; AI crawlers blocked at the edge
407 of 459 in Edinburgh
Top 89% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Dixy Chicken F, Dogstar F. Just below: Dragon Kong F, Empires Cafe & Bistro F.
| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 74% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 94% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 68% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 23% | no |
The top tenth is the 47 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.
Nearest places with a similar menu
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Street Burger burger | 432 m | B | yes |
| Holy Cow burger, sandwich, soup, bowl | 451 m | B | yes |
| Oink Hog Roast burger | 850 m | B | yes |
| Burgers and Beers Grillhouse burger | 993 m | B | yes |
| Luxford Burgers burger | 1.0 km | D | no |
| Burger King burger | 1.1 km | B | yes |
| Five Guys burger | 1.2 km | A | yes |
| Fat Hippo burger | 1.3 km | B | yes |
| Shakedown burger | 1.4 km | C | no |
| Jollibee burger | 1.6 km | B | yes |
Businesses like Down The Hatch in Edinburgh
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Edinburgh | 459 | 57% | 46% | 0% |
The best of Same kind in Edinburgh
Minami A 100% · Rishi's Indian Aroma A 100% · Chaskaa A 96.3% · McLarens A 96.3% · The Radhuni A 96.3%
Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.
What agents get for Down The Hatch
No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-14 found no booking or ordering link on downthehatchcafe.com or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/downthehatchcafe.com, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/edinburgh/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | none on record | |
| Hours | Su-Th 12:00-23:00; Fr,Sa 12:00-24:00 (closed now) | from OpenStreetMap |
| Phone | +44 131 629 2670 |
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Not measured
The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| JSON-LD for the business | no |
What assistants answer
Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.
Show the score
Owners who score well embed the badge; it links back here and updates with every scan.
<a href="https://directindex.org/r/downthehatchcafe.com"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/downthehatchcafe.com.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
Own this business?
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Deep report Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.