The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-17

What an AI agent reads on Saint Larry Café

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of cathedral-square.com.au, from the copy the scanner kept.

5,273

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

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of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Saint Larry Cafe - Cathedral Square · language en. First 1,800 of 5,273 characters:

Saint Larry Cafe - Cathedral Square What’s On What’s Here About Weddings Functions Contact Search Menu Map Search What’s On What’s Here About Weddings Functions Contact Sign up to the newsletter Facebook Instagram Email Saint Larry Cafe Where: City of Perth Library, 573 Hay Street, Perth Home/ What's Here/ Saint Larry Cafe About Saint Larry Cafe A fitting ode to Lawrence, the Patron Saint of Cooks and Librarians, Saint Larry is open at the sparkly new Perth City Library. Bordered by the beautifully refurbished State Buildings and St George’s Cathedral, Saint Larry ain’t your usual library fare. It’s lively and fun, fast and fresh, with reliably good coffee, a simple but punchy menu and a range of vistas on offer; dine amongst the books, on an outside deckchair, lay a borrowed picnic rug on the grass of Cathedral Square, or take away al desko. There are books and light and all things naughty and nice – just like our man, Saint Larry. St Lawrence, Our Hero and Patron Saint of Librarians and Cooks He was a good guy, St Larry. On the surface, he was just your stand-up everyday third century Archdeacon of Rome, devoted to the needy and keeping tidy logs of the church’s material wealth (cue patronage of libraries and librarians). Dig a little deeper though, and we find ol’ Larry was one fine and honourable gent with a ballsy sense of humour. Devoted to the neglected and sick, Larry knew his number was up as soon as anti-Christian Emperor Valerian gave Pope St Sixtus II the chop. Larry swiftly took a feather out of Robin Hood’s cap (or vice versa) and did what a lot of us would love to do; he scrambled up whatever Catholic Church bling he could lay his little mitts on and spread it around the poor and poorly as fast as he could. When Valerian furiously demanded Larry return th
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone0404369292 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ImageObject, ListItem, PropertyValueSpecification, ReadAction)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (0404369292). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.