The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-14

What an AI agent reads on 2 Amys

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of 2amyspizza.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

2,179

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: 2Amys Neapolitan Pizzeria · language en-US. First 1,800 of 2,179 characters:

2Amys Neapolitan Pizzeria Menu 3715 Macomb Street NW Washington, DC, 20016 202-885-5700 Your Custom Text Here ORDER TAKEOUT HERE GIFT CARDS Donation Block Set up a payment processor to start receiving donations. virtual tip jar! Dear 2AMYS Customers,For those of you new to us, or if like me you are a bit forgetful (you can’t remember what you had for breakfast, but you do remeber all the lyrics to The Patty Duke Show theme song) a quick update. All our pricing includes hospitality, there is no tip line on our credit card receipts, we don’t care to send an unclear message. In our view it’s time to pay restaurant workers as the professional people they are, and to remove (as one unhappy patron mentioned) the power to punish and reward. If you desire to leave a bit of cash on the table, fantasizing about relaxing in some Roman cafe on a breezy spring day (a fantasy we would hope to share) or are moved to log onto our website and add to the virtual tip jar, feel free to do so. We will not (as a restaurant owner once did to Amy) chase you down the street and throw the cash back in your face with a look of disgust. That money will be equally divided among all our non-management staff, both kitchen and front of the house. We have recently raised prices to reflect the cruel reality of inflation over the last 21 years. When accounting for this, and the addition of hospitality we believe our prices are quite similar to when we opened in 2001, although sometimes that’s hard to believe. A quick note on dogs: while we love dogs and many among us live with dogs, we normally can’t seat them on the back patio, there is simply not enough space. Please don’t take the occasional exception as the new rule. Finally, and most importantly, we can’t thank you enough for all the support you hav
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
Name2Amys Neapolitan Pizzeria
Telephoneno
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
2amyspizza.square.site/orderingsquare, acting for the business

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.