The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-14

What an AI agent reads on Tiki Bar & Kitsch Inn

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of tikibarglasgow.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

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characters of text without JavaScript

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structured data for the business

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Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Tiki Bar Glasgow | MAHALO GOOD PEOPLE · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 2,111 characters:

Tiki Bar Glasgow | MAHALO GOOD PEOPLE BOOK NOW Home Drinks Dining Darts Planning a Party? What’s On Tiki Mugs Vouchers Contact FAQs Upstairs is now home to our BRAND NEW DARTS DEN! Hungry? Same great Thai food served casually in the newly renovated downstairs Tiki Bar ALOHA! WELCOME TO TIKI BARGLASGOW’S VERY OWN TROPICAL PARADISE… BOOK NOW DRINKS Located in the heart of the city centre, take a trip to our exotic island haven and enjoy a tropical cocktail or two. With over 140 rums to choose from, a bespoke cocktail menu and Zombies strong enough to fuel your car, it’s always summer at Tiki Bar! DARTS, DARTS, DARTS! Challenge your friends to a game of AR darts at Tiki Bar. We have 5 specialist augmented reality dartboards, perfect for everyone from the complete novice to the next budding Luke Littler. With plenty of minigames to choose from, add a game of darts to your visit, today! book DARTS! DINING For the tastiest Thai food, book or stroll in and our talented chefs will present you with the freshest Thai dishes. Located just a stone’s throw away from the kings theatre, we’re prefect for pre-show dining. Staying at home? Our Thai-K-away menu is also available, just give us a call on 0141 332 1341 and grab yourself a taste of Thailand. WHAT’S ON Beautiful Tiki décor, hundreds of rums, and cocktails served in authentic Tiki Mugs when you head down to the basement Tiki Bar. If that’s not enough for you, we also have our incredible DJs and a foosball table for you to enjoy! Fancy some fresh air? We’ve got the largest fully sheltered beer garden in town. It’s south-facing, equipped with heaters and massive 100-inch TVs, showing all major sporting events. Drop us a message Name Email Address Message Submit BOOKINGS CONTACT Phone 0141 332 1341 Email info@tikibarglasgow.com A
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
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Telephone%200141 332 1341 (a tel: link, not structured)
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Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
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Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.tikibarglasgow.com/index.php/contact/#bookbookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.