The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-14

What an AI agent reads on The Portside Pub

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of theportsidepub.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

3,095

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: About Portside Pub | Portside Pub · language en-US. First 1,800 of 3,095 characters:

About Portside Pub | Portside Pub Skip to content Menu Events Food & Drinks Bookings Contact BOOK NOW Home MARITIME PUB CULTURE ⚓️ Located in the heart of Historic Gastown, The Portside Pub brings a taste of the East Coast to Vancouver — Maritime-inspired eats, Keith’s on tap (of course), live music, GOOD MUSIC DJs, late nights and the kind of hospitality that makes you feel like a regular before you even become one. FRIDAY + SATURDAY — GOLDEN HOUR → PARTY BELOW DECK Kick off the weekend with Golden Hour from 6–9PM featuring $5 Lobster Rolls, Toonie Shuck Fresh East Coast Oysters, $5 Highballs, $5 Red Truck Lager, live music & FREE POOL. Come for Golden Hour and stay for Party Below Deck, where our resident DJ Relly Rels & Friends take over from 10PM–3AM, spinning all your favourite throwbacks, hip-hop, Top 40 and everything in between. There’s something for everyone — and the dance floor is never empty. Need a break from dancing? Head to the Upper Deck, grab a seat, shoot some pool and have a drink ⚓️ WEDNESDAY — LOBSTER ROLLS + KARAOKE We set sail for the week every Wednesday! Catch $5 Lobster Roll Happy Hour from 6–9PM, dig into our Maritime-inspired food menu with the kitchen open until 1AM, then grab the mic. Karaoke runs 10PM–2AM, it’s free to sing and hosted by Vancity Karaoke — the best in the city. THURSDAY — LOBSTER ROLLS + LIVE LOCAL MUSIC Thursday brings another round of $5 Lobster Roll Happy Hour from 6–9PM, our full Maritime-inspired menu until 1AM, and live music showcasing local Vancouver artists. Support local, have a few drinks and have a good time doin’ it. We can’t wait to welcome you below deck, learn your name, remember your drink and hopefully make Portside part of your weekly ritual. There’s a reason we’re known as Vancouver’s friendliest party p
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML theportsidepub.com/food-drinks
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ListItem, PropertyValueSpecification, ReadAction, SearchAction)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
theportsidepub.com/bookings/bookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.