The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-14

What an AI agent reads on Spider Kelly's

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of spiderkellys.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

297

characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Spider Kelly's · language en-US. First 297 of 297 characters:

Spider Kelly's About Eat & Drink Contact Private Events About Eat & Drink Contact Private Events SK Public Notice Mon - Fri: 4PM - 2AM | Sat: 12PM- 2AM | Sun: 12PM - 2AM3181 Wilson Boulevard, Arlington, VA 22201(Two blocks west of Clarendon Metro stop on the Orange line)Parking Map / 703-312-8888
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NameSpider Kelly's
Telephoneno
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.