The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-14

What an AI agent reads on The Onion

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of onionbaby.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

592

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: THE ONION // The best pizza you'll never remember eating.. First 592 of 592 characters:

THE ONION // The best pizza you'll never remember eating. I am the Austin Onion. I provide you with the finest pizza in all of Austin, Texas, regardless of your level of sobriety. Come check us out at 408 Brazos in Austin, Texas! (On Brazos between 4th and 5th Street, right next to HandleBar) Give us a call at 47-ONION (512-476-6466) We deliver! (Downtown only until 11pm, $15 minimum order, $2 delivery fee) Hours: Monday 11am-3pm Tuesday 11am-3am Wednesday 11am-3am Thursday 11am-3am Friday 11am-3am Saturday 6pm-3am Sunday CLOSED View Larger Map People Love Pizza Baby website by RECSPEC
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone512-476-6466 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML onionbaby.com/menu.html
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (512-476-6466). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.