The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-14

What an AI agent reads on My Friend Derek’s

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of myfrienddereks.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

504

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: pretty good detroit-style pizza in tangletown, seattle - my friend derek’s. First 504 of 504 characters:

pretty good detroit-style pizza in tangletown, seattle - my friend derek’smy friend derek’sthe neighborhood detroiterOrderMenuHoursMerchPartyAboutHello!Pizza on Monday to Friday, 4-9ish (Mondays from 5).Order pizza for pickupAnd sandwiches on the weekends!Really good focaccia sandwiches for lunch every Saturday & Sunday!No pizza, no pizza, no pizza!11-2pmsome pretty good detroit-style pizza.in a place in seattle called tangletown2108 N 55th St, Seattle, WA 98103A mailing list: Email Derekby Fun Club
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML myfrienddereks.com/menu
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
myfrienddereks.com/orderorderingthe business's own site
order.dereks.pizza/order-piesorderingan unrecognised third party

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.