The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-14

What an AI agent reads on Little Nan’s 2.0

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of littlenans.co.uk, from the copy the scanner kept.

10,553

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Little Nan's Bar · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 10,553 characters:

Little Nan's Bar About us Deptford Bar & Kitchen Little Nan's 2.0 Grandad's Shed (SE London Hire venue) AUNTIES BALLROOM (SE London Hire Venue) FLAT BUTCHER (SE London Hire Venue) THE STAFF ROOM (SE LONDON) Pat's Boudoir (SE London Hire space) Photo & Filming Location Holiday Home (Weymouth) Vouchers Free Private hire Menus Newsletter Bottomless Boozy Brunch Afternoon tea Contact Bookings About us Deptford Bar & Kitchen Little Nan's 2.0 Grandad's Shed (SE London Hire venue) AUNTIES BALLROOM (SE London Hire Venue) FLAT BUTCHER (SE London Hire Venue) THE STAFF ROOM (SE LONDON) Pat's Boudoir (SE London Hire space) Photo & Filming Location Holiday Home (Weymouth) Vouchers Free Private hire Menus Newsletter Bottomless Boozy Brunch Afternoon tea Contact Bookings About us THE STORY SO FAR THE STORY SO FAR… Hey MUSH! Grandson Tristan here, I got a little story to tell yous…Once upon a time Back in 2013, using all of my Nan’s furniture, ornaments, crockery & treasured heirlooms, I opened up Little Nan’s Bar on Valentines Day in a tiny windowless back room of my favourite nightclub near my home just off Deptford High Street. I set up this bar in honour of my late Nan (known as Little Nan Jojo to many, and lived to be 103 yrs!) with a mission to spoil guests with a nostalgic homely kitsch environment where my friends and local residents could spend time with friends and family whilst meeting the amazing community of Deptford. Back in 2013, Pubs in Deptford were closing down all around us, including the Deptford Arms (RIP) which I managed from 2007 - 2010, so we were experiencing less and less places to go out and have Fun. I wanted to change this, and open up somewhere magical, to bring the life back into Deptford, in the hope that others would do the same, and open up places too!
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NameLittle Nan's Bar
Telephoneno
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.littlenans.co.uk/menus
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.littlenans.co.uk/makeabookingbookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.