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structured data for the business
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Title: Lab.oratory | men only - play safe - dress dirty · language en. First 1,800 of 4,505 characters:
Lab.oratory | men only - play safe - dress dirty men only - play safe - dress dirty OCTOBER NOVEMBER DECEMBER ABOUT SHOP IMPRINT | PRIVACY SPECIAL 24.10.2026 22:00 SEWER SYSTEM no dresscode, total darkness 12.11.2026 21:00 NAKED SNAX strict dresscode: fully naked, shoes only THURSDAY 15.10.2026 21:00 NAKED SEX PARTY strict dresscode: fully naked, shoes only doors 21:00 to 23:00 FRIDAY 16.10.2026 22:00 DADDY MEETS TWINK no dresscode, men on boysdoors 22:00 to 24:00SATURDAY 17.10.2026 22:00 GUMMI strict dresscode: rubber doors 22:00 to 24:00SUNDAY 18.10.2026 16:00 MASK strict dresscode: mask(you can buy your mask at the door) doors 16:00 to 18:00THURSDAY 22.10.2026 21:00 NAKED SEX PARTY strict dresscode: fully naked, shoes only doors 21:00 to 23:00FRIDAY 23.10.2026 22:00 FRIDAY FUCK no dresscode doors 22:00 to 24:00SATURDAY 24.10.2026 22:00 SEWER SYSTEM no dresscode, total darkness doors 22:00 to 24:00SUNDAY 25.10.2026 16:00 YELLOW FACTS no dresscode, piss and fuck doors 16:00 to 18:00THURSDAY 29.10.2026 21:00 NAKED SEX PARTY strict dresscode: fully naked, shoes only doors 21:00 to 23:00FRIDAY 30.10.2026 22:00 FRIDAY FUCK 2-4-1 no dresscode, double drinks doors 22:00 to 24:00SATURDAY 31.10.2026 22:00 FLINTA PARTY 'SLIT' FLINTA persons only, no cis-men doors 22:00 to 24:00NOVEMBER SUNDAY 01.11.2026 16:00 NAKED SUNDAY strict dresscode: fully naked, shoes only doors 16:00 to 18:00THURSDAY 05.11.2026 21:00 NAKED SEX PARTY strict dresscode: fully naked, shoes only doors 21:00 to 23:00FRIDAY 06.11.2026 21:00 LAB.DANCE no dresscode, dance and fuckline-up: tba doors 21:00 to 24:00SATURDAY 07.11.2026 22:00 YELLOW FACTS no dresscode, piss and fuck doors 22:00 to 24:00SUNDAY 08.11.2026 16:00 SPORTSWEAR strict dresscode: sportswear doors 16:00 to 18:00THURSDAY 12.11.2026 21:00 NAKED
| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 (microdata:Event, microdata:Place) |
No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.
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