The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-14

What an AI agent reads on Kingfisher DC

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of kingfisherdc.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

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structured data for the business

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Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Your Friendly Neighborhood Basement Bar | Kingfisher DC · language en-US. First 1,800 of 12,878 characters:

Your Friendly Neighborhood Basement Bar | Kingfisher DC Home Hello Tonight! Beers Cocktails Beer Shot Combos Wines Events Virtual Tour Location Welcome News Reviews Merch Home Hello Tonight! Beers Cocktails Beer Shot Combos Wines Events Virtual Tour Location Welcome News Reviews Merch WELCOME TO KINGFISHERYOUR NEW FAVORITE NEIGHBORHOOD BAR Are you looking to relax, enjoy some beer or a cocktail and just hang out? Then welcome to your new favorite neighborhood bar.Our goal at Kingfisher is to make you feel like you've found a place that you can call your own. The DC lifestyle can be a bit of a pressure cooker at times, and we want to help you remember what life is supposed to feel like. That's why we have a great selection of craft beers in cans. It's why we have great cocktails that don't involve liquors that were only popular during the French Gothic period. It's why are always showing the best in terrible movies. It's why our staff knows who you are after the first visit.Are you looking for Sunday happy hour? A bar in Logan Circle open until 2am? Kingfisher is one of the few watering holes in DC to have happy hour 7 days a week — with happy hour every weekday from 4 to 8 and on the weekends from 5 to 8. All beers are $2 off all night on Sundays and on Tuesdays we have one of the best trivia nights in town. We don't have a kitchen, so feel free to bring in whatever you'd like to eat. Or stuff your face with free popcorn until you're more full of salt than a Bible story. And keep an ear out for one of our pop-up food nights with local food trucks. We want you to have a great time while you're here, so please let us know what we can do for you. In the meantime, come on in and grab a drink. We'll save a seat for you.ThanksKingfisher FOLLOW US Phone(202) 750-6600EMAILgm@ki
Facts

What it can state about the business

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Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.