The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-14

What an AI agent reads on Dirty Habit

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of dirtyhabitdc.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

2,014

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Penn Quarter DC Restaurants | Dirty Habit DC · language en. First 1,800 of 2,014 characters:

Penn Quarter DC Restaurants | Dirty Habit DC About Menu Upcoming Events Weddings Private Events Real Events Gallery Contact Press Reserve Snowed In | Winter Chalet Open Menu About Menu Upcoming Events Weddings Private Events Real Events Gallery Contact Press Reserve Snowed In | Winter Chalet Bar & Restaurant in Penn Quarter Just beyond the bustle of DC’s main corridors lies Dirty Habit, the guilt-free restaurant and bar and the one habit you need to keep. At the epicenter of Penn Quarter and Chinatown, right across the street from the Capital One Arena, this film noir-inspired venue is a contrast to the classic architecture of our host, the iconic 1841 General Post Office. Whatever your desire, our team crafts a seamless experience, seasonally inspired by the freshest products along with cutting-edge execution. Sip or not, snack or dine, revel or relax, this Dirty Habit is one you willingly share. craft cocktails & globally-inspired dishes View Menus Old Habits, New Tricks View Events Courtyard experience An expansive urban escape nestled in the heart of Downtown DC. Enjoy delicious fare and craft cocktails while situated at a fire pit lounge. Better yet? Reserve the entire courtyard for just you and 500 of your closest friends. Check It Out Intentionally Unexpected Host A Group For You, We Do Plan the Perfect Day Instagram Facebook TikTok YouTube Visit 555 8th Street NW Washington DC 20004 MAP & DIRECTIONS LEARN ABOUT OUR HISTORIC LOCATION RESERVE Hours Sunday 9:00 AM – 9:00 PM Monday 7:00 AM – 9:00 PM Tuesday – Thursday 7:00 AM – 10:00 PM Friday 7:00 AM – 11:00 PM Saturday 9:00 AM – 11:00 PM CLOSED FOR DINNER OCTOBER 16TH, 2026 --------- Bar stays open based on volume until 1am Kitchen closes in-between services (restaurant remains open during these times): Sat & Sun:
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone202-449-7095 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML dirtyhabitdc.com/menu
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
dirtyhabitdc.com/reservebookingthe business's own site
www.opentable.com/r/dirty-habit-the-glass-house-reservations-washingtobookingopentable, a marketplace

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.