The Direct Index
Report · london cafes bars · scanned 2026-10-14

The Dynamic Spud

thedynamicspud.com is mostly ready for agents.

B
78.5%

51 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

3

things to fix

Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. Structured data is incomplete

    Missing: telephone. How to fix it

  2. Ordering only through ubereats

    Every agent transaction goes through the marketplace and its commission. Add a direct path on your own site, even a simple form. How to fix it About this vendor

  3. No llms.txt

    Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. How to fix it

No one is listed yet to fix this in London cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.

Already right

Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare

Where it stands

438 of 2,869 in London cafes and bars

Top 15% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Simon the Tanner B, The Arcanist's Tavern B. Just below: The Hat and Tun B, The Lyric B.

What the top tenth of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML96%yes
Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block)94%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours56%no
Have an llms.txt13%no

The top tenth is the 291 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Cricks Corner coffee_shop379 mCno
The Boston Arms398 mDno
Bread and Bean439 mCno
Aces and Eights Saloon Bar pizza454 mByes
Tufnell Park Tavern462 mByes
Paddy Cakes cake549 mByes
Whiskers & Cream Cat Cafe666 mByes
The Spoke683 mByes
Café Palestina777 mFno
The Southampton Arms818 mFno
Agent readiness

Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence

The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtyes
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessyes
Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.

Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

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Agent-Direct Score B

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Owners

Own this business?

Fixed something, or think a check is wrong? Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm; after that the three assistants are asked about the business right away, the site is rescanned weekly, and you get a message only when the score changes.

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