The Direct Index
Report · London cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-14

Chelsea Ram

thechelsearam.co.uk is mostly ready for agents.

Menu: www.thechelsearam.co.uk/food-drinks

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B
72.3%

47 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

2

things to fix

Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No booking or ordering path at all +15 points

    Agents have nothing to act on. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. How to fix it

  2. No llms.txt no points, still worth doing

    Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. How to fix it

No one is listed yet to fix this in London cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.

Already right

Builder: wordpress · Front: cloudflare

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live; where it goes on wordpress is in the guides.

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# Chelsea Ram

> bar or pub (local) in Burnaby Street 32 SW10 0PL London, London cafes and bars. Phone +44 20 7351 4008.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: https://www.thechelsearam.co.uk/food-drinks

## Opening hours

Mo-Sa 11:00-22:00; Su 12:00-22:30

## About

- Website: https://www.thechelsearam.co.uk/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Where it stands

673 of 2,869 in London cafes and bars

Top 23% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Camden Beer Hall B, Cat and Mutton B. Just below: Clissold Park Tavern B, Cock Tavern B.

What the top tenth of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML96%yes
Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block)93%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours56%yes
Have an llms.txt13%no

The top tenth is the 291 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.

Against its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with WordPress 35,830 sites57%26%72.3%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Kitchen Therapy146 mFno
Lots Road177 mByes
The Chelsea Gate local439 mDno
The Fox and Pheasant461 mAyes
The Sporting Pages639 mByes
Chelsea Creperie646 mDno
B Bagel Bakery Bar667 mAyes
Kona Kai677 mCyes
Vinos y Licores715 mByes
Azteca729 mDno
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Chelsea Ram in London cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Same kind in London cafes and bars2,86944%31%72.3%
Built with WordPress in London cafes and bars75464%44%72.3%

The best of Built with WordPress in London cafes and bars

Bar Américain A 100% · Queen of Hoxton A 95.4% · Sama A 95.4% · The Harrison A 95.4% · The Mulberry Bush A 95.4%

The climb

With the fix above (No booking or ordering path at all) the score would be about 95.4%: 17th of 2,869 in London cafes and bars, up from 673rd.

Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.

The direct record

What agents get for Chelsea Ram

The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/thechelsearam.co.uk, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/london-cafes-bars/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Ordernone on record
Menuwww.thechelsearam.co.uk/food-drinks html_pagefrom the scan
HoursMo-Sa 11:00-22:00; Su 12:00-22:30 (closed now)from OpenStreetMap
Phone+44 20 7351 4008

Stable links that count: /go/thechelsearam.co.uk/menu answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Agent readiness

Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence

The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtyes
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessyes
Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.

Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

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Agent-Direct Score B

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Owners

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