The Direct Index
Report · Berlin cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-14

The Boat Kaffee

theboatkaffee.com is hard for agents to use.

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Score over 2 scans since 2026-10-14: 51% → 51%

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D
50.8%

33 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

6

things to fix

Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.

Since the scan of 2026-10-14: no change in the findings.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No booking or ordering path at all +15 points

    Agents have nothing to act on. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. How to fix it

  2. No menu or price list found +7 points

    Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. How to fix it

  3. No working HTTPS +3 points

    The page is only served over plain http. Agents and browsers downrank or refuse it.

  4. Almost no text without JavaScript +2 points

    Crawlers that do not run scripts see an empty page. Render the menu, hours and address as plain HTML. How to fix it

  5. Structured data is incomplete +2 points

    Missing: telephone. How to fix it

  6. No llms.txt no points, still worth doing

    Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. How to fix it

No one is listed yet to fix this in Berlin cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.

Already right

Builder: squarespace · Front: cloudflare · almost no text without JavaScript

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live; where it goes on squarespace is in the guides.

Structured data (JSON-LD)

One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "CafeOrCoffeeShop",
  "name": "The Boat Kaffee",
  "url": "http://www.theboatkaffee.com",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Falckensteinstraße 33",
    "postalCode": "10997",
    "addressLocality": "Berlin",
    "addressCountry": "DE"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 52.4979494,
    "longitude": 13.4419264
  },
  "openingHours": "We-Su 13:00-19:00",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday",
        "Friday",
        "Saturday",
        "Sunday"
      ],
      "opens": "13:00",
      "closes": "19:00"
    }
  ]
}
</script>

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# The Boat Kaffee

> cafe or coffee shop in Falckensteinstraße 33 10997 Berlin, Berlin cafes and bars.

## Opening hours

We-Su 13:00-19:00

## About

- Website: http://www.theboatkaffee.com
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Where it stands

428 of 1,423 in Berlin cafes and bars

Top 30% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: St. Oberholz Zehdenicker D, Steinecke D. Just below: The Coffee Shop D, The Visit Coffee & Eatery D.

What the top tenth of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain87%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML59%no
Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block)88%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours27%no
Have an llms.txt23%no

The top tenth is the 145 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.

Against its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with Squarespace 6,916 sites64%46%50.8%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
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Passenger espresso coffee_shop225 mDno
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Marabu Bar254 mFno
Hopfenreich254 mCno
Zur fetten Ecke270 mDno
eliza272 mFno
L.U.X300 mFno
Wendel305 mCyes
Agent readiness

Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence

The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtyes
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessyes
Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.

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Agent-Direct Score D

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Owners

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