The Direct Index
Report · New York cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-14

Squarrel Cafe

squarrelcafe.com could not be reached by the scanner (cloudflare challenge). Some hosts refuse requests from Cloudflare's network; the finding below says what we saw, and a rescan is free.

F
0%

0 of 80 points available

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agent-readiness level

1

thing to fix

Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. The site could not be read at all

    The fetch failed with cloudflare_challenge.

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Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare · Cloudflare in front; AI crawlers blocked at the edge

Where it stands

1,685 of 1,808 in New York cafes and bars

Top 93% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Spot Dessert Bar F, Spring Cafe F. Just below: St Kilda Coffee F, Starbucks Reserve F.

What the top tenth of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain98%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML96%no
Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block)99%no
Structured data with address, phone and hours23%no
Have an llms.txt9%no

The top tenth is the 182 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.

Nearest places in the index

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MoCADA Cafe220 mFno
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Hollow Nickel burger289 mCno
Fulton Hall american370 mCyes
Drums and Flats wings, sandwich371 mByes
Uncle Barry's373 mFno
The Layup381 mCno
Honeycomb423 mDno
Agent readiness

Not measured

The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

JSON-LD for the businessno
Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.

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Agent-Direct Score F

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