The Direct Index
Report · New York cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-14

New York Comedy Club

newyorkcomedyclub.com is mostly ready for agents.

Book directly: newyorkcomedyclub.com/submissions/group-reservations on the business's own site

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B
80%

52 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

3

things to fix

Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No menu or price list found +7 points

    Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. How to fix it

  2. Structured data is incomplete +3 points

    Missing: opening hours. How to fix it

  3. No llms.txt no points, still worth doing

    Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. How to fix it

No one is listed yet to fix this in New York cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.

Already right

Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live; where it goes on your builder is in the guides.

Structured data (JSON-LD)

One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "New York Comedy Club",
  "url": "https://newyorkcomedyclub.com",
  "telephone": "+1-973-222-7422",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "West 78th Street 236",
    "postalCode": "10024",
    "addressLocality": "New York"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 40.7828731,
    "longitude": -73.9801285
  },
  "acceptsReservations": "https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/submissions/group-reservations",
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "ReserveAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/submissions/group-reservations",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      },
      "result": {
        "@type": "Reservation",
        "name": "Reservation"
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# New York Comedy Club

> bar or pub in West 78th Street 236 10024 New York, New York cafes and bars. Phone +1-973-222-7422.

## Book or order directly

- Book: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/submissions/group-reservations (on the business's own site)

## About

- Website: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Where it stands

277 of 1,808 in New York cafes and bars

Top 15% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Mister Cheeks B, Murray Cafe B. Just below: Poetica Coffee B, RT60 Rooftop Bar & Lounge B.

What the top tenth of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain98%yes
Publish the menu or price list as HTML96%no
Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block)99%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours23%no
Have an llms.txt9%no

The top tenth is the 182 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.

Nearest places in the index

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Zabar's Cafe211 mByes
The Owl's Tail222 mBno
Black Lab Cafe coffee_shop222 mFno
Hoptimist230 mByes
Sote Coffee Roasters234 mDno
Businesses like yours

Businesses like New York Comedy Club in New York cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Same kind in New York cafes and bars1,80841%26%80%

The best of Same kind in New York cafes and bars

Analogue A 100% · Calyer Cafe & Kitchen A 100% · Sandwell A 100% · Jeremy's A 96.9% · Black Seed Bagels A 95.4%

The climb

With the two fixes above (No menu or price list found; Structured data is incomplete) the score would be about 95.4%: 5th of 1,808 in New York cafes and bars, up from 277th.

Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.

The direct record

What agents get for New York Comedy Club

The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/newyorkcomedyclub.com, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/new-york-cafes-bars/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknewyorkcomedyclub.com/submissions/group-reservations own sitefound by the scan of 2026-10-14, not yet tested
Ordernone on record
Menunone on record
Hoursnone on record
Phone+1-973-222-7422

Stable links that count: /go/newyorkcomedyclub.com/book answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Agent readiness

Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence

The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtyes
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsyes
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessyes
Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.

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Agent-Direct Score B

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Owners

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