The Direct Index
Report · Berlin cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-14

Hackethal's

hackethals.de could not be reached by the scanner (http 503). Some hosts refuse requests from Cloudflare's network; the finding below says what we saw, and a rescan is free.

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0 of 80 points available

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agent-readiness level

1

thing to fix

Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.

Since the scan of 2026-10-14: fixed The server turned AI crawlers away at the door; No working HTTPS; Almost no text without JavaScript; No structured data for the business; No menu or price list; No booking or ordering path at all; No llms.txt. new The site could not be read at all.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. The site could not be read at all

    The fetch failed with http_503.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Berlin cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.

Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare · Cloudflare in front; AI crawlers blocked at the edge; Reachable on 2026-10-14; this failure was confirmed on a second attempt.

Where it stands

940 of 1,423 in Berlin cafes and bars

Top 66% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Görlitzer Bahnhof F, HASE F. Just below: La Bohème F, Lass uns Freunde bleiben F.

What the top tenth of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain87%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML59%no
Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block)88%no
Structured data with address, phone and hours27%no
Have an llms.txt23%no

The top tenth is the 145 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.

Nearest places in the index

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Cafe Sapphire247 mFno
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Mauercafé619 mByes
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Oslo Kaffebar coffee_shop777 mCno
Kunstfabrik Schlot782 mFno
The Castle811 mAyes
Cafe Buondí869 mCyes
Egen Tied german906 mDno
Cafe des Schicksals turkish935 mCno
Agent readiness

Not measured

The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

JSON-LD for the businessno
Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.

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Agent-Direct Score F

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