Funk You
funkyou.coffee is ready for agents.
Order directly: funkyou.coffee/order on the business's own site · Menu: funkyou.coffee/menu
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69.5 of 80 points available
agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence
thing to fix
Action test, 2026-10-14: partial, a path exists but an agent would struggle. There is a button or a form, but no complete booking or ordering flow an agent can finish on this page.
Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.
What to fix first
- robots.txt blocks GPTBot, ClaudeBot +2.5 points
These are the crawlers behind ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity and Google's AI features. Remove the Disallow lines for them, or add explicit Allow rules. How to fix it
No one is listed yet to fix this in Berlin cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.
Already right
- AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.
- Structured data present (CafeOrCoffeeShop) address, phone, opening hours
- Menu or price list is an HTML page Agents can read items and prices directly.
- Ordering on your own site Agents can order without a marketplace in the loop.
Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare
What to paste
Filled from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live; where it goes on your builder is in the guides.
robots.txt
Add these lines to /robots.txt and delete any Disallow rule that names these crawlers. Guide.
# Let AI assistants read the site: they send people to you; a marketplace keeps them. # Remove any Disallow lines for these names elsewhere in this file. User-agent: GPTBot Allow: / User-agent: ClaudeBot Allow: / User-agent: PerplexityBot Allow: / User-agent: Google-Extended Allow: / User-agent: OAI-SearchBot Allow: / User-agent: ChatGPT-User Allow: / User-agent: Claude-User Allow: / User-agent: Perplexity-User Allow: /
18 of 1,423 in Berlin cafes and bars
Top 1% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Murphy's Irish Pub A, Totto Land A. Just below: Abseitsfalle A, Bariton A.
| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 77% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 65% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 86% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 26% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 21% | yes |
The top tenth is the 145 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.
Nearest places with a similar menu
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Kaffeemitte coffee_shop, sandwich, juice, cake, dessert | 220 m | C | no |
| Röststätte Café cake, coffee_shop | 500 m | B | yes |
| Forum Café cake, salad, soup | 1.0 km | B | yes |
| The Greens coffee_shop, cake, sandwich, juice | 1.3 km | F | no |
| The Breakfast Story breakfast, coffee_shop | 1.6 km | A | yes |
| Mataró cake, coffee_shop | 1.6 km | D | no |
| Anna Blume cake, coffee_shop, pastry | 1.7 km | C | no |
| SowohlAlsAuch breakfast, cake | 1.8 km | C | no |
| Tilda sandwich, salad, soup, pasta, cake, pastry | 2.1 km | C | yes |
| Café Bolacha tea, crepe, cake, portuguese, breakfast, coffee_shop | 2.1 km | F | no |
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence
The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| Link headers on the homepage | no how |
| sitemap.xml | yes |
| AI bot rules in robots.txt | yes |
| Content Signals in robots.txt | no how |
| Markdown on Accept: text/markdown | no how |
| llms.txt | yes |
| API catalog (RFC 9727) | no how |
| MCP server card | no how |
| A2A agent card | no how |
| Agent Skills index | no how |
| OAuth or OIDC discovery | no how |
| OAuth protected resource metadata | no how |
| auth.md | no how |
| Web Bot Auth key directory | no how |
| ARD capability manifest | no how |
| DNS-AID records | no how |
| WebMCP tools on the page | no how |
| JSON-LD for the business | yes |
What assistants answer
Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.
Show the score
Owners who score well embed the badge; it links back here and updates with every scan.
<a href="https://directindex.org/r/funkyou.coffee"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/funkyou.coffee.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score A" width="236" height="40"></a>
Own this business?
Fixed something, or think a check is wrong? Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm; after that the three assistants are asked about the business right away, the site is rescanned weekly, and you get a message only when the score changes.
Deep report Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.