fuckingstrongcoffee.nl could not be reached by the scanner (cloudflare challenge). Some hosts refuse requests from Cloudflare's network; the finding below says what we saw, and a rescan is free.
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Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.
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Top 88% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Fred's Koffie F, Genootschap der Geneugten F. Just below: GoodNews F, Grand Café Rox F.
| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 85% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 87% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 97% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 46% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 24% | no |
The top tenth is the 67 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Joe & The Juice coffee_shop | 250 m | D | no |
| Bruno's coffee and tea coffee_shop | 271 m | F | no |
| Nous coffee_shop | 356 m | F | no |
| Cafe Caribe coffee_shop, caribbean | 840 m | C | no |
| Chocolate Company coffee_shop | 944 m | A | yes |
| Cloud coffee_shop | 1.3 km | C | no |
| Le Pain Quotidien coffee_shop | 1.3 km | B | yes |
| Chun Café coffee_shop, bubble_tea | 1.3 km | F | no |
| CoffeeRoastery DaCosta coffee_shop | 1.6 km | C | yes |
| Coffeshop Reefer coffee_shop | 1.7 km | D | no |
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Amsterdam cafes and bars | 665 | 43% | 20% | 0% |
Cafe de Bazel A 100% · Dot In A 100% · Gent A 96.3% · 't Sluisje A 95.4% · Ballini A 95.4%
Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.
No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-14 found no booking or ordering link on fuckingstrongcoffee.nl or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/fuckingstrongcoffee.nl, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/amsterdam-cafes-bars/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | none on record | |
| Hours | Mo-Fr 08:30-17:00; Sa 09:00-18:00; Su 10:00-17:00 (closed now) | from OpenStreetMap |
| Phone | +31 6 5165 1895 |
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
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| JSON-LD for the business | no |
Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.
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<a href="https://directindex.org/r/fuckingstrongcoffee.nl"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/fuckingstrongcoffee.nl.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
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