The Direct Index
Report · London cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-14

The Hero

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D
50.8%

33 of 65 points available

0/5

agent-readiness level, Not Ready

4

things to fix

Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No booking or ordering path at all +15 points

    Agents have nothing to act on. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. How to fix it

  2. Structured data is incomplete +7 points

    Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. How to fix it

  3. No menu or price list found +7 points

    Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. How to fix it

  4. No llms.txt no points, still worth doing

    Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. How to fix it

No one is listed yet to fix this in London cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.

Already right

Builder: wordpress · Front: cloudflare

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live; where it goes on wordpress is in the guides.

Structured data (JSON-LD)

One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "The Hero",
  "url": "https://theheromaidavale.co.uk/",
  "telephone": "+44 20 3960 9109",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Shirland Road 55",
    "postalCode": "W9 2JD",
    "addressLocality": "London"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 51.5243607,
    "longitude": -0.1887059
  }
}
</script>

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# The Hero

> bar or pub in Shirland Road 55 W9 2JD London, London cafes and bars. Phone +44 20 3960 9109.

## About

- Website: https://theheromaidavale.co.uk/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Where it stands

1,484 of 2,869 in London cafes and bars

Top 52% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: The Elderfield D, The Ferry Coffee Shop D. Just below: The Hoarder Coffee D, The Paddenswick Tea Gardens D.

What the top tenth of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML96%no
Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block)93%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours56%no
Have an llms.txt13%no

The top tenth is the 291 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.

Against its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with WordPress 35,830 sites57%26%50.8%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
The Waterway199 mCyes
Prince Alfred264 mAyes
The Café at Clifton Nurseries406 mDno
The Bridge House484 mCno
The Westbourne693 mDno
HUCKSTER700 mByes
Elgin709 mAyes
The Cow741 mByes
cépage[s]744 mByes
The Union Bar & Grill821 mBno
Agent readiness

Level 0 of 5, Not Ready

The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtno how
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsyes
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessyes
Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.

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Agent-Direct Score D

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Owners

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