Caffe Monza
caffemonza.co.uk is largely invisible to agents.
20 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Not Ready
things to fix
Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.
What to fix first
- No working HTTPS
The page is only served over plain http. Agents and browsers downrank or refuse it.
- Almost no text without JavaScript
Crawlers that do not run scripts see an empty page. Render the menu, hours and address as plain HTML. How to fix it
- No structured data for the business
Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type) with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations for a restaurant. It is the one block every assistant reads first. How to fix it
- No menu or price list found
Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. How to fix it
- No booking or ordering path at all
Agents have nothing to act on. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. How to fix it
- No llms.txt
Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. How to fix it
No one is listed yet to fix this in Glasgow cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in There is no robots.txt, which allows everything.
- AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.
Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare · almost no text without JavaScript
151 of 231 in Glasgow cafes and bars
Top 65% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Roast F, Cafe Buena Vida F. Just below: Offshore F, Vinyl F.
| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 92% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 88% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 25% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 4% | no |
The top tenth is the 24 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cake Box | 114 m | C | yes |
| Duck Club | 338 m | B | no |
| Bag O' Nails | 447 m | C | yes |
| The Sparkle Horse | 471 m | F | no |
| West Side Tavern | 484 m | A | yes |
| Cottiers Bar and Restaurant | 534 m | C | yes |
| The Record Factory | 540 m | C | yes |
| Peckham's | 716 m | B | yes |
| SugarFall Patisserie french, japanese, cake, coffee_shop, dessert, chinese, chocolate | 811 m | A | yes |
| The Hyndland Cafe cafe | 841 m | A | yes |
Level 0 of 5, Not Ready
The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to.
| Link headers on the homepage | no how |
| sitemap.xml | yes |
| AI bot rules in robots.txt | no how |
| Content Signals in robots.txt | no how |
| Markdown on Accept: text/markdown | no how |
| llms.txt | no how |
| API catalog (RFC 9727) | no how |
| MCP server card | no how |
| A2A agent card | no how |
| Agent Skills index | no how |
| OAuth or OIDC discovery | no how |
| OAuth protected resource metadata | no how |
| auth.md | no how |
| Web Bot Auth key directory | no how |
| ARD capability manifest | no how |
| DNS-AID records | no how |
| WebMCP tools on the page | no how |
| JSON-LD for the business | no |
What assistants answer
Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.
Show the score
Owners who score well embed the badge; it links back here and updates with every scan.
<a href="https://directindex.org/r/caffemonza.co.uk"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/caffemonza.co.uk.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
Own this business?
Fixed something, or think a check is wrong? Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm; after that the three assistants are asked about the business right away, the site is rescanned weekly, and you get a message only when the score changes.