The Direct Index
Report · Washington, DC cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-14

Booeymonger

booeymonger.com is ready for agents.

Book directly: www.booeymonger.com/catering-booey on the business's own site · Order directly: order.toasttab.com/online/booeymongers-friendship-heights through toast acting for the business · Menu: www.booeymonger.com/menu-booey

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A
91.3%

73 of 80 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

3

things to fix

Action test, 2026-10-14: completed, an agent can reach the step before confirming. A ChowNow widget renders on the page and can be used without a login.

Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No working HTTPS +3 points

    The page is only served over plain http. Agents and browsers downrank or refuse it.

  2. Structured data is incomplete +1 points

    Missing: telephone. How to fix it

  3. No llms.txt no points, still worth doing

    Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. How to fix it

No one is listed yet to fix this in Washington, DC cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.

Already right

Builder: squarespace · Front: cloudflare

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live; where it goes on squarespace is in the guides.

Structured data (JSON-LD)

One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "CafeOrCoffeeShop",
  "name": "Booeymonger",
  "url": "http://www.booeymonger.com/",
  "telephone": "+1 202-686-5805",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Wisconsin Avenue Northwest 5252",
    "postalCode": "20015"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 38.9588663,
    "longitude": -77.084981
  },
  "openingHours": "Mo-Sa 07:00-22:00; Su 07:00-21:00",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Monday",
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday",
        "Friday",
        "Saturday"
      ],
      "opens": "07:00",
      "closes": "22:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Sunday"
      ],
      "opens": "07:00",
      "closes": "21:00"
    }
  ],
  "servesCuisine": [
    "deli"
  ],
  "acceptsReservations": "http://www.booeymonger.com/catering-booey",
  "hasMenu": "http://www.booeymonger.com/menu-booey",
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "ReserveAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "http://www.booeymonger.com/catering-booey",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      },
      "result": {
        "@type": "Reservation",
        "name": "Reservation"
      }
    },
    {
      "@type": "OrderAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://order.toasttab.com/online/booeymongers-friendship-heights",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# Booeymonger

> cafe or coffee shop (deli) in Wisconsin Avenue Northwest 5252 20015, Washington, DC cafes and bars. Phone +1 202-686-5805.

## Book or order directly

- Book: http://www.booeymonger.com/catering-booey (on the business's own site)
- Order: https://order.toasttab.com/online/booeymongers-friendship-heights (through toast acting for the business)
- Menu: http://www.booeymonger.com/menu-booey

## Opening hours

Mo-Sa 07:00-22:00; Su 07:00-21:00

## About

- Website: http://www.booeymonger.com/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Where it stands

12 of 517 in Washington, DC cafes and bars

Top 2% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Union Pub A, Walter's Sports Bar A. Just below: Granville Moore's Brickyard A, Maker's Union A.

What the top tenth of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain98%yes
Publish the menu or price list as HTML96%yes
Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block)100%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours37%no
Have an llms.txt17%no

The top tenth is the 52 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.

Against its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with Squarespace 6,916 sites64%46%91.3%
Sites using Toast 1,749 sites74%62%91.3%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Skip's on the Avenue american1.0 kmFno
Comet Ping Pong pizza1.3 kmByes
Davenport Coffee Lounge coffee_shop, cafe2.6 kmByes
World of Beer american, bar_and_grill2.6 kmCyes
Eat Sprout2.8 kmByes
Teazzi bubble_tea2.8 kmDno
Open City coffee_shop, sandwich, pastry, american3.4 kmByes
Buffalo & Bergen sandwich3.5 kmByes
Atomic Billiards3.5 kmDno
Caddies3.5 kmByes
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Booeymonger in Washington, DC cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Same kind in Washington, DC cafes and bars51743%29%91.3%
Built with Squarespace in Washington, DC cafes and bars9868%46%91.3%
Using Toast in Washington, DC cafes and bars6376%68%91.3%
Built with Squarespace and using Toast in Washington, DC cafes and bars3075%67%91.3%

The best of Built with Squarespace and using Toast in Washington, DC cafes and bars

Bar Charley A 88.8% · Lost and Found A 88.8% · The Ministry A 88.8% · Franklin Hall A 85% · Code Red B 84.6%

The climb

With the two fixes above (No working HTTPS; Structured data is incomplete) the score would be about 96.3%: 2nd of 517 in Washington, DC cafes and bars, up from 12th.

Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.

Agent readiness

Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence

The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtyes
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessyes
Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.

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Agent-Direct Score A

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