The Direct Index
Report · helsinki cafes bars · scanned 2026-10-14

Beaky Basterd & Co.

beakybasterd.fi is hard for agents to use.

Menu: www.beakybasterd.fi/the-food.html

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D
48.8%

31.7 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

4

things to fix

Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No structured data for the business +14 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

  2. No booking or ordering path at all +13 points

    Only a phone number or WhatsApp. Agents cannot act on those yet. Add a booking or ordering page. How to fix it

  3. The server turns AI crawlers away at the door +3.3 points

    Live fetches as ClaudeBot (challenge:attention required) were refused while a normal browser got the page. This is usually a hosting or firewall bot list the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. How to fix it

  4. No llms.txt no points, still worth doing

    Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. How to fix it

No one is listed yet to fix this in Helsinki cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.

Already right

Builder: weebly · Front: cloudflare · Cloudflare in front; AI crawlers blocked at the edge

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live; where it goes on weebly is in the guides.

Structured data (JSON-LD)

One block in the page's <head>, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong; add priceRange if you like. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "Beaky Basterd & Co.",
  "url": "https://www.beakybasterd.fi",
  "telephone": "+358 50 462 0204",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Ankkurikatu 5",
    "postalCode": "00160",
    "addressLocality": "Helsinki"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 60.1668076,
    "longitude": 24.9641898
  },
  "openingHours": "Su-Th 15:00-22:00; Fr-Sa 17:00-01:30",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Sunday",
        "Monday",
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday"
      ],
      "opens": "15:00",
      "closes": "22:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Friday",
        "Saturday"
      ],
      "opens": "17:00",
      "closes": "01:30"
    }
  ],
  "servesCuisine": [
    "burger"
  ],
  "hasMenu": "https://www.beakybasterd.fi/the-food.html"
}
</script>

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# Beaky Basterd & Co.

> bar or pub (burger) in Ankkurikatu 5 00160 Helsinki, Helsinki cafes and bars. Phone +358 50 462 0204.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: https://www.beakybasterd.fi/the-food.html

## Opening hours

Su-Th 15:00-22:00; Fr-Sa 17:00-01:30

## About

- Website: https://www.beakybasterd.fi
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Where it stands

154 of 378 in Helsinki cafes and bars

Top 41% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Ravintola Siilinpesä D, Zhao Tea D. Just below: Hard Rock House D, Barley & Bait D.

What the top tenth of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain64%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML90%yes
Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block)97%no
Structured data with address, phone and hours10%no
Have an llms.txt21%no

The top tenth is the 39 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.

Against its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with Weebly 719 sites35%0%48.8%

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Agent readiness

Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence

The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtyes
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessno
Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.

Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

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Agent-Direct Score D

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Owners

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