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Title: Tea House Theatre · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 2,122 characters:
Tea House Theatre Unsupported in Firefox 🕵️ 🎭 Christmas Murder Mystery - Murder and Mulled Wine 🕵️ 🎭 ✨ 🎄 CHRISTMAS 2026 🎄✨ Home AGORA DEBATE CLUB LONDON E-SHOP | GIFTS | LOOSE LEAF TEAS TEA SUBSCRIPTION About Us Contact Us Menu What's On Gallery Venue Hire Reviews Artists History of Tea GAMES 🕵️ 🎭 Christmas Murder Mystery - Murder and Mulled Wine 🕵️ 🎭 ✨ 🎄 CHRISTMAS 2026 🎄✨ Home AGORA DEBATE CLUB LONDON E-SHOP | GIFTS | LOOSE LEAF TEAS TEA SUBSCRIPTION About Us Contact Us Menu What's On Gallery Venue Hire Reviews Artists History of Tea GAMES 139 Vauxhall Walk London, SE11 5HL United Kingdom 02072074585 info@teahousetheatre.co.uk “A rarity worth shouting about.” — LondonistWinner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATREAn independent tea house, theatre and events venue in the heart of Vauxhall.Housed in a beautiful Victorian former pub beside the historic Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens, the Tea House Theatre is a place to eat, drink, meet, work, relax and be entertained.By day, settle in for exceptional loose-leaf tea, hearty breakfasts, proper sandwiches, homemade cakes and freshly prepared food. By night, the Tea House comes alive with theatre, live music, jazz, poetry, murder mysteries and special events throughout the year.We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one — take your time, enjoy your food and go back to work properly refreshed. If you want to have a meeting, we will leave you to it. If you are “working from home”, we have Wi-Fi and plenty of space to settle in.If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please relax, take a load off and share i
| A business type in JSON-LD | LocalBusiness |
| Name | Tea House Theatre |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | yes |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.teahousetheatre.co.uk/menu |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite) |
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