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Title: The Spiffy Dapper: Art Deco Cocktail Bar, River Valley Road, Singapore · language en-SG. First 1,758 of 1,758 characters:
The Spiffy Dapper: Art Deco Cocktail Bar, River Valley Road, SingaporeSkip to contentVisitMenuLearnBars Better Than UsAboutBook a tableSingapore · Est. 2013The Spiffy Dapper.An Art Deco cocktail bar on River Valley Road in Singapore, open every day from 6pm.What started as a hole-in-the-wall in Boat Quay became an Amoy Street room, which closed. We’ve since relocated to River Valley Road, built with the support of intoxicated patrons we convinced to fund the venture.Book a tableAbout us“I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot.”— Jack LondonBeyond the barHalf-decent drinks, made by lesser human beings.WLearnCocktail MasterclassesTwo one-hour classes at the bar. Gin & tonic pairing, or craft cocktail technique.AReadOur Approach to CocktailsThree working theories: balance, structure, the process of art. Mumbo jumbo, but ours.SDrinkCocktail StoriesEvery drink on the menu is named for a piece of 1920s slang. Each one is a small fable.BWanderBars Better Than UsA guide to thirty of Singapore’s best cocktail bars. We are not, on the whole, the best of them.By the numbersAn honest self-assessment.20%Respect for tradition100%Drive to explore50%Time spent sober25%Chances of good service0%Fucks givenReserve a tableCome through the banged-up doors.294 River Valley Road, Singapore 238335 · Open every day, 6pm till lateBook a tableFind us on a mapVisit294 River Valley RoadSingapore 238335HoursOpen every day, 6pm till late+65 9248 3771ElsewhereInstagramFacebook[email protected]ExploreAbout SpiffyHow we came to existOur ApproachCocktail StoriesBars Better Than UsWorkshopsCareersContact© 2026 The Spiffy Dapper · Open since 2013, give or take a flood.
| A business type in JSON-LD | BarOrPub |
| Name | The Spiffy Dapper |
| Telephone | +65 9248 3771 |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | yes |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML spiffydapper.com/stories/ |
| Cuisine in structured data | Cocktails |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (BarOrPub, ContactPoint, GeoCoordinates, OpeningHoursSpecification, Person, PostalAddress) |
| Link | Role | Where it goes |
|---|---|---|
| booking.chope.co/widget/index.html#/booking_index?rid=thespiffydapper1 | booking | an unrecognised third party |
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