The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-14

What an AI agent reads on La’telve Cafe & Bistro

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of latelve.uk, from the copy the scanner kept.

2,630

characters of text without JavaScript

CafeOrCoffeeShop

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: La'Telve Cafe & Bistro — Morningside, Edinburgh · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 2,630 characters:

La'Telve Cafe & Bistro — Morningside, Edinburgh +44 (0)131 447 8642 ☰ CafeMenu & Order Birthday Cakes All-day breakfast, brunch & homemade cakes La'Telve Cafe & Bistro · Morningside, Edinburgh · Mon–Fri 8–5 · Sat–Sun 9–5 Order Book a Table ★★★★★ 4.7 · 917 Google reviews Word on Morningside “A Morningside favourite… The window display alone is enough to entice you in. Coffee most excellent.” — Debbie · TripAdvisor “Everything on the menu is delish… and the selection of cakes is simply fantastic.” — Irina Brodskaya · Google Thirty years in food, three cities. We're a family of food engineers — thirty years in food between us. It started in 2004 with a coffee-bistro-patisserie in Kazakhstan, then a decade of boutique patisserie in Istanbul. Now the yellow front on Morningside Road is home. Kazakhstan → Istanbul → Morningside Our Cafe Breakfast runs all day here, every day. A Full Scottish with haggis and potato scone, gozleme hot off the griddle, French toast, proper brunch plates. Coffee from eight on weekdays, nine at weekends, until we lock up. Check out our menu Book a Table Our Bakery Everything in the window came out of our own ovens that morning. Sponge cakes, cheesecakes, cannoli, macarons in eleven flavours, scones and proper baklava. Take a slice with your coffee, or order a whole cake for the big day. Vegan and gluten free bakes are always on the counter. Order a Cake House Favourites Full Scottish Breakfast 2 slices of back bacon, 2 free-range fried eggs, 2 link sausages, black pudding, haggis, potato scone, baked beans, hash brown, grilled mushrooms, grilled tomato and toast. Toast choices: White bread, Brown bread, Gluten Free br
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDCafeOrCoffeeShop
NameLa'Telve Cafe & Bistro
Telephone+441314478642
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML latelve.uk/menu/
Cuisine in structured dataBreakfast, Brunch, Cafe, Cakes
JSON-LD blocks2 (Bakery, CafeOrCoffeeShop, GeoCoordinates, OpeningHoursSpecification, Person, PostalAddress)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
latelve.uk/menu/orderingthe business's own site
latelve.uk/book/bookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.