The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-14

What an AI agent reads on Hillside Bar

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of hillsidebar.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

3,215

characters of text without JavaScript

BarOrPub

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Hillside Bar | Capitol Hill, Seattle · language en. First 1,800 of 3,215 characters:

Hillside Bar | Capitol Hill, Seattle Skip to content HomeStuff to DrinkStuff to EatStuff To PlayStuff To DoStuff To ReadStuff People SayOur PeopleHillside GearLarge GroupsTalk to Us HomeHillside Bar2023-11-27T08:00:23-08:00 The neighborhood bar that makes you want to move to the neighborhood. But don’t. DrinkPlayThe neighborhood bar that makes you want to move to the neighborhood. But don’t. DrinkPlayCapitol Hill’s Premier Watering Hole Hillside Bar is Capitol Hill’s favorite neighborhood bar with 18 rotating draft beers, over 100 liquors, and select wines, as well as pool, pinball, skeeball, darts, and bar games. We’ll make you feel right at home, but with stuff you can’t find at your place. Regular Hours 2pm – 2am Everyday Happier Hours 4pm – 6pm Everyday $1 off drafts & wells $8 Evan Williams + PBR More than 100 liquors and we’re not afraid to use ’em. More than 100 liquors and we’re not afraid to use ’em. Stuff to Drink With 18 handles of rotating beer, over 100 liquors, and select wines, there’s plenty to keep your whistle wet. STUFF TO DRINK MENUStuff to Play Need to fill awkward silences? We’ve got just what you need. Pool TableDartsPinballSkee-BallBig Buck HDBoard GamesJukeboxTriviaMORE STUFF TO PLAYStuff to Do Trivia, football, holidays, elections, award shows…we have stuff to do on Capitol Hill MORE STUFF TO DOStuff to Read News, commentary and other nonsense by the fine folks at Hillside. The Totally Solid Gold Top 10 Hillside Bar Countdown The Totally Solid Gold Top 10 Hillside Bar Countdown Hillside Welcomes the Apocalypse Hillside Welcomes the Apocalypse Missed Happy Hour Top Cause of Broken Friendships Missed Happy Hour Top Cause of Broken Friendships Trivial Matters Trivial Matters Jesus Christ, Pool is Free on Sundays Jesus Christ, Pool is Free on Sunda
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDBarOrPub
NameHillside Bar
Telephone206-324-0154 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML hillsidebar.com/drinks/
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (AggregateRating, BarOrPub, BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, GeoCoordinates, ImageObject)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
hillsidebar.com/large-party-reservations/bookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.