The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-14

What an AI agent reads on EZ Inn

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of ez-inn.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

1,712

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

1

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot)

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: EZ INN | Drinks. Hugs. High Fives. · language en. First 1,712 of 1,712 characters:

EZ INN | Drinks. Hugs. High Fives. About Events Drinks Media Select Page DRINKS. HUGS. HIGH FIVES. Welcome to EZ INN!! You are a stranger here but once… DRINKS. HUGS. HIGH FIVES. Welcome to EZ Inn! Your friendly neighborhood tavern. You are a stranger here but once. HOURS 5PM-2AM Sunday – Friday 5PM-3AM Saturday OPEN 365 DAYS!! LOCATION 921 N. Western Ave CHICAGO, IL 60622 EVENTS & INQUIRIES Planning a party? Have it here!! Send an email to: party@ez-inn.com B.Y.O.V. MONDAYS 5PM til close Drink Specials: $2 High Life ALL styles are welcome! Family Dinner SUNDAYS 5PM til close Drink Special: $2 Old Style Food Special: SIDEWALK GRILLING!! (weather permitting) Happy Tuesday TUESDAYS 5PM til close Drink Specials: $2 Coors Hamm It Up WEDNESDAYS 5PM til close Drink Specials: $2 Hamm’s $5 Hamm’s+Bourbon Shot!! Fuck It, it's Almost Friday! THURSDAYS 5PM til close Drink Specials: $3 PBR | $3 Fernet Shot ROTATING DJs GALLERY MEDIA Jan 2019 | Michelin Guide: Best Bars in Chicago According to Bartenders June 2018 | YELP: 6 Dive Bars You Need to Know About Nov 2017 | Eventbrite: Best Bars for Dancing Aug 2017 | Timeout: Best Bars for Birthday Parties in Chicago June 2017 | Chicago Eater: 60 Great Dog-Friendly Restaurants and Bars Jan 2017 | WBEZ: How Chicago Bars Got So Many Old Style Signs Nov 2016 | Thrillist: Chicago Best Bartenders of 2016 Nov 2016 | Thrillist: Best Bars in Chicago June 2016 | Chicago Eater: Preserving Chicago History, One Bar at a Time Apr 2016 | Chicago Eater: New Restaurants & Bars to Try in Chicago Apr 2016 | Zagat: 5 Classic Chicago Comebacks Mar 2016 | DNA Info: EZ Inn Reopens After Big Revamp Facebook Twitter Google RSS Designed by Elegant Themes | Powered by WordPress
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
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Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.