# The Dog's Bollocks: Agent-Direct Score D (50.8%) Site: http://yardco.co.za/ Report: https://directindex.org/r/yardco.co.za Scanned: 2026-10-24 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.) The Dog's Bollocks is hard for agents to use. An AI assistant can open The Dog's Bollocks's website. What The Dog's Bollocks offers is on another site. It finds a way to book or order directly, through menu.ordabee.com. ## Direct links - Phone: +27834407843 - Address: 6 Roodehek St, 8001, Cape Town ## Nearby, also direct Places near The Dog's Bollocks that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between. - The Fussy Vegan (300 m): https://directindex.org/r/thefussyvegan.co.za - Hudsons - The Burger Joint (Kloof) (770 m): https://directindex.org/r/theburgerjoint.co.za - Frankie's Burgers (1.2 km): https://directindex.org/r/ffmm.co.za - Burgerfair Roadhouse Bellville (1.2 km): https://directindex.org/r/burgerfair.co.za - Quay Four (3 km): https://directindex.org/r/quay4.co.za ## What to fix first - **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant - **Ordering through an unrecognised third party.** (+9 points) Check that the provider keeps your business as the seller of record. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/online-ordering-without-delivery-apps - **Menu or price list is on another site.** (+5 points) The link goes to ordabee.com, so that site gets the credit and the visits. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai - **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business ## What the site tells visitors (Measured, not scored) - **The footer says © 2022.** Visitors and assistants may read that year as the last time anyone looked after the site. In Cape Town, 67% of comparable sites that show a year say 2025 or later. ## Fix kit: What to paste Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. ```html ``` llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. ``` # The Dog's Bollocks > local business (burger) in 6 Roodehek St, 8001, Cape Town, Cape Town. Phone +27834407843. ## Book or order directly - Menu: https://menu.ordabee.com/clients/yard-cbd/menu ## About - Website: http://yardco.co.za/ - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models. ``` ## Already right - **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents. - **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response. ## Where it stands 452 of 813 in Cape Town. Top 56% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 98% | no | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 91% | no | | Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 96% | yes | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 38% | no | | Have an llms.txt | 42% | no | Nearest places with a similar menu: The Fussy Vegan (B, 302 m, https://directindex.org/r/thefussyvegan.co.za); The Electric (C, 609 m, https://directindex.org/r/the-electric.com); Hudsons - The Burger Joint (Kloof) (C, 773 m, https://directindex.org/r/theburgerjoint.co.za); Rick's Cafe Americain (C, 905 m, https://directindex.org/r/rickscafe.co.za); Arcade Cafe (F, 998 m, https://directindex.org/r/arcadecafe.co.za); Wimpy (C, 1146 m, https://directindex.org/r/uk.com); Frankie's Burgers (C, 1215 m, https://directindex.org/r/ffmm.co.za); Burgerfair Roadhouse Bellville (C, 1234 m, https://directindex.org/r/burgerfair.co.za); Burger King (F, 1716 m, https://directindex.org/r/burgerking.co.za); Quay Four (A, 2991 m, https://directindex.org/r/quay4.co.za). ## What assistants answer The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included. The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Cape Town and named 64 places. The Dog's Bollocks wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/cape-town/recommended Compared with its peers: Sites built with WordPress 55% (24% A or B, 224455 sites); This site 50.8%. See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/yardco.co.za/agent-view ## Businesses like The Dog's Bollocks in Cape Town | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Businesses of the same kind in Cape Town | 813 | 53% | 26% | 50.8% | | Sites built with WordPress in Cape Town | 420 | 60% | 31% | 50.8% | The best of the sites built with WordPress in Cape Town: Ferrymans Tavern (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/ferrymans.co.za); Quay Four (A 98.5%, https://directindex.org/r/quay4.co.za); Baker & Bean Café, Bakery & Deli (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/bakerandbean.co.za); Woodlands Eatery (A 94.9%, https://directindex.org/r/thewoodlandseatery.com); The Farmhouse Somerset West (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/thefarmhouse.co.za). With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; Ordering through an unrecognised third party; Menu or price list is on another site), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 16th of 813 in Cape Town, up from 452nd. ## The direct record What agents get for The Dog's Bollocks, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/yardco.co.za - Book: none on record - Order: none on record - Menu: https://menu.ordabee.com/clients/yard-cbd/menu (external; from the scan) - Hours: none on record - Phone: +27834407843 - Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/yardco.co.za/menu ## Can an agent transact? Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0). - UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no - ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no - MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no - Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 25 | 25 | | Readable | 2 | 25 | | Actionable | 6 | 15 (the action test: pending) | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Level 0 of 5, Not Ready. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/yardco.co.za - Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md) - sitemap.xml: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/sitemap/SKILL.md) - AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes - Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md) - Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md) - llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md) - API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md) - MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md) - A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md) - Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md) - OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md) - OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md) - auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md) - Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md) - ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md) - DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md) - WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md) - JSON-LD for the business: no Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/yardco.co.za/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/yardco.co.za/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=yardco.co.za&force=1